I played WoM a bunch back in the day and just got into the FE beta today.
I had lovingly crafted a sovereign, Niobhe, and an Empire of Manflayers to call her own, and I started the game.
About eight turns in, I had recruited a champion, trained a militia, and summoned a couple clay golems or whatever they're called. With this small army, I spotted a bear near my empire's capital and decided to attack... What did I have to fear from a little bear? Everything, apparently.
I moved my troops in and hit the bear a few times, removing about 1/3 its health. I'd heard they saying "don't poke the bear," but until now I had no idea... Nothing could prepare me for the beast's combat turn. He attacked my champion and I saw the word "Maul" float above him. I laughed. But the bear attacked again and again, with the word "Maul" appearing above the beast. The bear's first attack round ended with my dead champion.
My laughs became tears and I ran. Unfortunately, my sovereign couldn't get away because those golems were blocking her (who knew I would run from a bear)...
The bear attacked my sovereign with three mauls on its next combat round and killed her. The great Empire of The Manflayers had been decimated by a bear.
A bear.
I am [PAM]. Niobhe is (was) [PAM]. The Empire of Manflayers are [PAM].