I think I'll give Acronis a miss though. Whilst I was on Amazon I figured I may as well give it a look, and the ratings are completely gash for the 2011 home version.
I have Acronis Home 2010 and have not had an issue with it... 'cept on occasion I'd have to fix the MBR when installed on a regular HDD. Apparently it had something to do with the Windows built in defrag screwing with the Acronis boot recovery . Doesn't happen with the SSD, though, as auto defrag is turned off. Dunno if you can still get the 2010 version, but it'd be worth a look to see if you can... maybe on disc from a local PC store, perhaps.
If men could aim when they pee, they wouldn't need to put the seat up, would they?
And why they get into trouble for not putting it back down again.
Hehe, I never have that problem.... too fricking lazy to lift it up in the first place.
Nah, but years ago I had this toilet with a wall you could write on with a felt marker and it'd wipe of later with ease. Yup, you guessed it, I used to write various gems on the toilet walls for the amusement... often the amazement of others....
~ It's no use standing on the seat
The crabs in here can jump 10 feet.
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~ Some come to shit and stink
Others come to sit and think
Me... I come to scratch my balls
And write crap on the shithouse walls.
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~ Another, in quite small text: While you've been reading this sign... you managed to pee on your hush puppies.
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~ The Management Aims to Keep This Convenience Clean
Your Aim Will Help.
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~ This is NOT a Gold Mine
Please Do NOT Leave Nuggets on the Seat.
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~ If You're Done & There's No Paper, Please Call Out
We Could Certainly Use The Laugh.
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~ Beware!!! The Piranha Will Bite if You Try to Retrieve Something You Accidentally Dropped In.
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~ Beware!!! Please Do NOT Sit Too Long. It Was A Neighbourhood Fad Some Years Ago to Keep Pet Alligators.
Unfortunately, many were flushed in the sewers when their owners tired of them.
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~ Anything Heavier than 5kg MUST Be Lowered By Block & Tackle.
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And an old fave I used to like doing in public toilets where there's a gap under the door...
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Right at the bottom of the door I'd Write: "Beware of Limbo Dancers."