So, let me understand you. Curly>Moe - but if cheese is used Moe>Curly. Ok, got that part, but I have to disagree with you on the Larry thing. Watch closely at Larry when Curly<Moe or Moe>Curly (this one will confuse them). I see this: Larry>Moe><Curly. Its a rare oocurrence, but it happens, I dont think its a bug. The last patch used a Shemp, total fail, IMO.
While some of your other claims may be arguable (ie -- Larry occasionally being > Moe<>Curly!!! I suppose on a rare occasion it could occur, but it would be so infrequent it could just be a bug), we agree with your last one -- Shemp is a total fail. I'll even accept that there's no patch that can fix him, he's just too broken. I don't understand why they'd even try to implement a Shemp, as Curly is a total win (even with the cheese thing...).
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