I would give you karma but, that rainbow demon's gotta good gig going .... time to spiffy my resume.

I would give you karma but,  looks  like someone had chili at the OK Corral.. 

I would give you karma but, it don't smell like one. 

I would give you karma but, yeah, outhouse paper... smell ya later... haha   Where's some good prose when you need some?... tsc tsc  

I would give you karma but, here's a fact, Monkeys don't have fleas. They're buddies remove dead skin which they eat. Yum

I would give you karma but I saw a flea circus once.

I would give you karma but, this is a fleass of a baaad kind.  

I would give you karma but the morality police have shown up, starting asking questions, and I just pointed at Starkers.

I would give you karma but, he's busy watching the Kiwi Kiki dancers. You'll have to come back.

I would give you karma but you're already here so that makes you the fetcher of coffee. One cream five sugars please.

   I would give you karma but, welcome to The Clique.  

i would bestow karma upon you,  but you are not the colors of my dream.

I would give you karma but you forgot the polka dots