Ooh.. dark... but...
You do have an AT-AT, and you run amok in Phoenix, crushing your family members and loved ones because you have absolutely no idea what the crap you are doing behind the controls... Eventually, the National Guard (Go Army!) Is called in, and they completely raze your @$$ to the ground.
My new wish is that Linkin Park's newest album will be as good as, or better than Hybrid Theory and Meteora (a.k.a., their 1st two albums)
EDIT\\ Rezonator, you are getting a massage, and as you get up to leave she offers you a "Happy Ending" to go w/ your massage. You kindly tell her no, but she insists, this time sounding a little crazy. You start to walk out, but she pursues you out into the street, shouting for you. As you run, naked, looking for help, you find a police officer. You run to him, pleading for help, but the crazy massage girls snaps his neck. Eventually, you get to the subway, and subsequently fall down some concrete stairs. She arives at the bottom, still saying happy ending, while your cowereing on the ground, broken leg, back and ribs, as she approaches. She gives you an eggroll, says ," enjoy your happy ending" and leaves.