Banned for this:
* We see three US soldiers move up on an enemy position, The soldier on the right is named Johnson, Left, Adams, Center, Bears*
Johnson: Alright, I see a heavy machinegunner, and a rifleman up by that barn.... confirmed?
Adams: Crap! They've got a sniper in that window! Hmm... Bears, can you take it out?
Bears: (Standing up, in plain sight) MOM!
Johnson: Dude! WTF are you doing?!
Adams: Bears! Get your ass down!
Bears: Hey... MOM! Can you make me a sandwich?
etc etc etc....
Xer0 \^/
100% Banned for stealing this awesome WKUK video and turning it into "your" joke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhufrnT4818