Banned for this:
* We see three US soldiers move up on an enemy position, The soldier on the right is named Johnson, Left, Adams, Center, Bears*
Johnson: Alright, I see a heavy machinegunner, and a rifleman up by that barn.... confirmed?
Adams: Crap! They've got a sniper in that window! Hmm... Bears, can you take it out?
Bears: (Standing up, in plain sight) MOM!
Johnson: Dude! WTF are you doing?!
Adams: Bears! Get your ass down!
Bears: Hey... MOM! Can you make me a sandwich?
*We zoom out slightly to see usernames above each soldier...*
Johnson: Bears, turn your godamn mic off!
Bears: Guys, hey guys, I'm talking to my mom!
Adams: Well, cut it out! We're about to do something here!
Bears: Alright, *kneels down beside the two* What're we doing?
Johnson: You see the sniper in the window?
Bears: *Standing up again, pointing his 50. Cal. and spinning around* Where?!? I don't see him!
Johnson: GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND USE YOUR RADAR!
Bears: *Gets down again* Alright I see him...
Adams: Good, now when we say "now", I need you to shoot him, okay? Bears?
Bears: MOM! The phone is RINGING!
Johnson: Jesus Christ...
Bears: No, mom, I'll get it.... I SAID I"LL GET IT!
Adams: *Sighs*
Bears: Alright mom, it's Mrs. Jacobs... here you go.
Adams: Are you done?
Bears: What?
Adams: Are.... You.... Done?!?
Bears: No Mom! I wasn't even there! Well, she's lying! No mom! Mom, I wasn't even there! You always do this mom! You always do this!
*Bears standing up, yelling in the background*
Johnson: Screw this man, I'm heading back to the lobby.
*Johnson fades out*
Adams: *Sighs*, Godammit, Bears...
*Adams fades out*
Bears: Alright guys, are you ready?
*Spins around, rifle in the air*
Bears: Guys?
*Bears gets shot, fades out*
Xer0 \^/
