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A Funny Joke

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December 5, 2008 10:27:43 AM from JoeUser ForumsJoeUser Forums

 Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together.
 
         Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the
world, but how can I be sure?'
 
       Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all,
but sometimes  I wonder.'
  
       Brad Pitt said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the sexiest man alive but I've
never had it confirmed.'
 
        They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were
true was to ask the famed talking 'mirror, mirror on the wall' to confirm for
them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous and Brad Pitt was the sexiest.  They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.
 
        The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, true. The mirror
told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'
  
  
       But Angelina Jolie lifted her sad, gorgeous face and said.. Now I Know I am the Most Gorgous woman

on the planet.


       Brad Pitt sadly raised his head and said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Reply #1 December 5, 2008 11:34:58 AM
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OH YEAH!!! Love it!!

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Reply #2 December 5, 2008 11:45:56 AM
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HAHA!  NIIIIICE!

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Reply #3 December 5, 2008 1:03:47 PM
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Reply #4 December 5, 2008 2:10:03 PM
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Glad you three got some laughs out of this one, I know I laughed when I read it.

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Reply #5 December 5, 2008 2:17:00 PM
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[e digicons]:rofl:[/e]

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ahhh sigh.  That was funny!

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Reply #6 December 5, 2008 9:42:35 PM
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Dude, that's soooooo bogus! [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

Once upon a time a woman went into a store to buy a Barbi doll for her daughter. "Does she come with Ken?" she asked the salesman. The salesman thought for a second and then replied "no ma'm, with Ken she fakes it. She comes with G.I. Joe."

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Reply #7 December 5, 2008 10:01:06 PM
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What d'ya call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

 

Quatro sinko!

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Reply #8 December 5, 2008 10:02:26 PM
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Didja hear about Donna Rice's delimma?

She didn't know whether to give her Hart to Bush or her Bush to Hart!

(now THAT'S an old one!)

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Reply #9 December 5, 2008 10:07:13 PM
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Once upon a time there was this terrible fire and two fireman came up missing. After a long search the two firemen were finally found safe and sound a block away in an alley -except they were both naked and caught in the act of having sex with each other. "What the hell's going on here?!?" the Chief screamed when he caught them. "Well...Sid here got overcame by smoke inhalation" the fireman on top said nervously. "Well why didn't you just give him mouth-to-mouth?" the Chief ask him. "I DID!" the fireman exclaimed. "How do you think this shit got started!!"

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Reply #10 December 5, 2008 10:10:01 PM
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What do spinach and anal sex have in common?

If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't like it much as an adult either.

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Reply #11 December 5, 2008 10:11:10 PM
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Two blonde guys are standing on a hill.

The first blonde guy says, "See that tree over there. That's where I did it for the first time."

Then he points to a different tree and says, "See that tree over there. That's where her mother was standing."

The second blonde guys says, "Wow! What did she say?!"

And the first blonde guys says, "Baaa..."

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Reply #12 December 5, 2008 10:13:29 PM
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How do you tittilate an ocelot?  

You occilate it's tit alot.

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Reply #13 December 5, 2008 10:14:03 PM
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What's the difference between a castrato and an eskimo?

One's a massive vassal with a flaccid tassle... and the other is a frigid midget with a rigid digit.

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Reply #14 December 5, 2008 10:18:49 PM
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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"
to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most
riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "Do you know what
your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?


"She replied, "Probably out drinking beer with his buddies...."

(an old around the campfire Texas joke. You'd of had to been there)

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Reply #15 December 6, 2008 12:35:58 PM
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RoyLevoshon Dec 05, 2008

geeze joe, yer wen kinda crazy on the corn ball jokes, BUT I love em.

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Reply #16 December 6, 2008 12:39:32 PM
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Laughter's the best medicine Elie! [e digicons]:waaaa:[/e]

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Reply #17 December 7, 2008 11:56:54 AM
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Quoting RoyLevosh,
comment 16
Laughter's the best medicine Elie!

well then joe , consider me healed! and thank you.

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Reply #18 December 9, 2008 11:42:37 AM
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Dude, that's soooooo bogus!

What a guy can't show his genuine appreciation for a friend's joke?  I loved the joke!

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Reply #19 December 9, 2008 3:49:52 PM
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What a guy can't show his genuine appreciation for a friend's joke? I loved the joke!

I didn't mean you-dude, I meant him dude -Elie! [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

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Reply #20 December 9, 2008 3:55:40 PM
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Quoting RoyLevosh,
comment 19
What a guy can't show his genuine appreciation for a friend's joke? I loved the joke!I didn't mean you-dude, I meant him dude -Elie!

I knew that!!!!

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Reply #21 December 9, 2008 4:28:32 PM
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I didn't mean you-dude, I meant him dude -Elie!

Oh, ok. [e digicons]:blush:[/e]

 

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