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Reply #51 September 18, 2014 8:43:41 PM
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Quoting DrJBHL,
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starkers, you're so old, the porn you bring home is “Debby Does Dialysis”.



You'd know... having swapped the original B&W versions of "Rameses Rogers Rebecca" and "Pharaoh Phucks Pheobe" so's you could watch my unedited copy... which was at least in colour.

In fact, you're so old the temple priests came to you for medical/anatomy advice before embalming Cheops 'still warm' corpse.

[e digicons]:grin:[/e]

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Reply #52 September 18, 2014 10:59:47 PM
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Quoting starkers,
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Syd's so old her first bra was a pterodactyl egg cracked in half

what kind of yolk is that...  

 

Starkers is so old... these were the pictures of "Penthouse Pet of the Month" back in his day..... January through April...  

 

January

February

 

March

April

 

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Reply #53 September 18, 2014 11:26:37 PM
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Doc is so old.... everything in his day was written in stone....  and being doc... he had a tablet for all occasions....   [e digicons]^_^[/e]

 

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Reply #54 September 18, 2014 11:42:31 PM
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Ok...so when YOU dig a hole to the other side of the world, where does it come out?

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Reply #55 September 19, 2014 6:24:03 AM
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Quoting Sinperium,
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Ok...so when YOU dig a hole to the other side of the world, where does it come out?

Hehe, you're so old you've forgetten the Jurassic world is/was flat and there is no other side.

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Reply #56 September 19, 2014 6:40:33 AM
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Quoting sydneysiders,
reply 53

Quoting starkers,
reply 40

Syd's so old her first bra was a pterodactyl egg cracked in half

what kind of yolk is that...

Dunno, it was scrambled long before I got eyes on it.

Quoting sydneysiders,
reply 52

Starkers is so old... these were the pictures of "Penthouse Pet of the Month" back in his day.

C'moff it, you're so old your 1st bikini was made of Brontosaurus skin... and that time you ended up posing topless for Caveman Only was purely to take the camera's attention away from the fact you were wearing thongs [flip-flops for non-Aussies].

[e digicons]:grin:[/e]

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Reply #57 September 19, 2014 10:17:59 AM
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Was busy shopping Lightstar's and Shirley's birthday cards.

starkers is so old that his friends complimented him on his new alligator shoes and he was barefoot...and that was 10,000 years ago.

As for those tablets, syd...about half the stuff in yer shopping cart says, "For fast relief".

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Reply #58 September 19, 2014 10:49:04 AM
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Quoting starkers,
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and that time you ended up posing topless for Caveman Only

 

[e digicons]:O[/e]   I was NOT topless.....    

 

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Reply #59 September 19, 2014 11:28:46 AM
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Everybody here is so old planet Theia was just a pebble looking for a place to happen.

In case no one knows what Theis is it was the size of Mars when it smashed into Earth and resulted in our gaining a moon.

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Reply #60 September 19, 2014 1:39:15 PM
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Quoting sydneysiders,
reply 58

I was NOT topless.....

That's your story and you're sticking to it... but starkers is old enough to remember and young enough not to forget.

Unfortunately, I lost my copy of that edition in the great flood.... bah, let's just say I won't be listening to Noah again about stowing stuff below decks.

Quoting Uvah,
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Everybody here is so old planet Theia was just a pebble looking for a place to happen.

In case no one knows what Theis is it was the size of Mars when it smashed into Earth and resulted in our gaining a moon.

Hehe, nothing like first-hand knowledge, is there?  So glad you survived the impact. [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

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Reply #61 September 19, 2014 4:22:17 PM
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I was watching from my easy chair on top of Olympus Mons toking on a doobie while Marvin made the coffee. 

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Reply #62 September 20, 2014 2:53:57 AM
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Quoting starkers,
reply 60

Unfortunately, I lost my copy of that edition in the great flood....

 

Well... mine is the original... you'd see that if you'd read the small print in the box... clearly states.... Sydney Saurus in the picture....  

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Reply #63 September 20, 2014 5:34:33 AM
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Quoting sydneysiders,
reply 62


Quoting starkers,
reply 60

Unfortunately, I lost my copy of that edition in the great flood....



 

Well... mine is the original... you'd see that if you'd read the small print in the box... clearly states.... Sydney Saurus in the picture....  

Hehe, you're so old you've forgotten there was a censored and uncensored version.... bugger Noah, mine was probably the only uncensored copy in existence after the 'cover up the boobies' law suit that saw the more liberated copies removed from the shelves.

[e digicons]:grin:[/e]

 

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Reply #64 September 20, 2014 7:42:03 AM
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Humph! I wuz the one what supervised the Big Bang and invented inflation, expansion, speed of light, stars, black holes...the whole shebang. Didn't do me any good though. [e digicons][/e]  

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Reply #65 September 20, 2014 10:13:50 AM
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Quoting Uvah,
reply 59

Everybody here is so old planet Theia was just a pebble looking for a place to happen.

In case no one knows what Theis is it was the size of Mars when it smashed into Earth and resulted in our gaining a moon.

 

OK, so we know what Theis was, what is/was Theia?

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Reply #66 September 20, 2014 11:47:40 AM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theia_(planet)

 

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Reply #67 September 20, 2014 11:40:18 PM
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OK, so, what is Theis? [e digicons][/e]

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Reply #68 September 21, 2014 12:27:15 AM
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Quoting RedneckDude,
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OK, so, what is Theis? [e digicons][/e]

So, you're that old you've forgotten that The is and always will be?

The will be most upset you've forgotten already. [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

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Reply #69 September 21, 2014 4:12:01 AM
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Quoting starkers,
reply 63

you're so old you've forgotten there was a censored and uncensored version.... bugger Noah, mine was probably the only uncensored copy in existence after the 'cover up the boobies' law suit that saw the more liberated copies removed from the shelves.

 

Nope....       even in the uncensored versions... I was never without one of my wardrobe of tops including shells, coconuts, lobster and.... saurus teeth..     

have we got that straight?... or do I have to get my club...        

 

 

 

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Reply #70 September 21, 2014 7:02:06 AM
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Quoting sydneysiders,
reply 69

Nope.... even in the uncensored versions... I was never without one of my wardrobe of tops including shells, coconuts, lobster and.... saurus teeth..

Okay, so whose well defined, perfect and perky boobies were they, then? [e digicons]O:)[/e]

Don't wanna know, I was just asking.  [e digicons]:-"[/e]

Quoting sydneysiders,
reply 69

have we got that straight?... or do I have to get my club...

That's right, you're so old you joined the original seniors club, didn't you. [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

Hehe, Syd's so old she was the 1st cavewoman to amputate a 'fondling' caveman's fingers.

 

 

Now this isn't a top.

... it's a double barreled slingshot [e digicons][/e]

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Reply #71 September 21, 2014 7:21:26 AM
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Quoting starkers,
reply 70

Okay, so whose well defined, perfect and perky boobies were they, then?

[e digicons][/e]   I did occasionally use a less attractive body double for modesty reasons...  

 

 

 

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Reply #72 September 21, 2014 7:32:30 AM
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I remember that movie. Came out the day popcorn was invented. Shop around the corner was run by this really ancient dude, wore spectacles and everything, went by this really odd name, Dok I think it was. He had a sign hangin' outside made from basalt, highly polished and etched into it was 1-800-bux-4Dok. I asked him about it and he said he got it from the Cambrian discount place over in Pangea.

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Reply #73 September 21, 2014 8:39:22 AM
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Quoting starkers,
reply 70

Syd's so old she was the 1st cavewoman to amputate a 'fondling' caveman's fingers.

hmmm.... and they never learned...    [e digicons]:hrmph:[/e]

 

 

 

Starkers is so old... he was named at the beginning of the universe.... deriving from Star.... which means entity made of very hot gas...  [e digicons]:star:[/e]

 

      Uvah is so old... he speaks fluent caveman....   [e digicons][/e]

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Reply #74 September 21, 2014 8:46:43 AM
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UGH!

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Reply #75 September 21, 2014 9:01:13 AM
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Uvah courts disfigurement as usual...because the reality is worse.

That orange bikini top is when syd's mood isn't great.

The b&w pic? That's quite a Raq-uel, syd.

starkers though, was always chubby. as for that pic, syd...he's so old he invented finger food.  [e digicons]uke:[/e]

No matter how you dress him, you just can't take him anywhere.

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