Bollocks!!!!   Your mum invited my mum to your 51st birthday party when I was just 6 months old.

I remember cos your dentures flew out when you were trying to blow out all the candles.

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starkers is so old that when he was a kid rainbows were black and white.

As for the 'other' miscreant from the southern hemisphere what's popped up, syd's so old, the candles on her birthday cake raised earth's temperature by 3 degrees.

The best part of being as old as syd is the lack of peer pressure and being able to really hide the Easter eggs.

I thought this was upside down bass ackwards thread. Kinda turned into the elder upside down bass ackwards  so old thread.

He's so old, he forgot..... [e digicons]X|[/e]

io!

For those who don't know, Jim invented the selfie. Here with his girlfriend, Bessie.

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you're both so old... when you leave the Museum... the alarms go off...   [e digicons][/e]

Oi, I resemble that.

Syd's so old her first bra was a pterodactyl egg cracked in half and held together with sabretooth tiger hair. [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

Doc is so old that when he first practised medicine, lab rats were reptiles because mammals hadn't been invented yet.  [e digicons]:-"[/e]

Uvah's so old that continental drift was a thing of science-fiction and something of future days when he was a lad. [e digicons][/e]

RND is so old that sheep were 10 foot tall and still had scales when he was a lad....  so he invented the ladder so's he could reach to whisper sweet nothings in Lizzie's [as in Lizard's] ear.

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so what you're saying is, he's the root of all evil?....  [e digicons]:\[/e]     ...and I thought he was just out on a limb...  [e digicons][/e] .. I should have twigged to that...   [e digicons]:S[/e]

well.... there's a cure for Sea sick.... it should have gotten better...  [e digicons][/e]

yep.... I've still got it....  guess what stamped on the food...    

Mebbe so, but you're so old you caused the Dead Sea to get sick.... it never recovered once you'd bathed in it. [e digicons]:w00t:[/e]

He can say what he likes, I only caught the tail end of evil after he'd had fun with it for a few millenia before handing it over to Beelzebub.

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Yeah, Doc is so old, Satan was still in nappies and dummy sucking when he killed off the 'once was alive' Dead Sea. [e digicons]:grin:[/e]

Millenium (singular); millenia (plural).

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