Dearly beloved,
We are gathered here today to pay our last, loving respects to Frogboy's style and taste.
*sniffle*
*lays a flower by FB's iPod*
"I pray thee peace, I will be flesh and blood; For there was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently, however they have writ the style of gods, and made a push at chance and sufferance."