Banned for muddying the waters..... jelly wrestling is much cleaner.

Banned for sticking your thumb in the Christmas pie and pulling out a plum.... a spoon would have been better.

Banned for thumbing your nose at Tronald Dump when his wig blew off in low winds.

Banned for thumbing your sphincter at Donny Two Scoops' inability to wear a hat... just in case his hair also comes off when he removes it.

Banned for seeing the smaller picture and missing Hillary Clitoris standing in the corner eating hors doeuvres with tabasco ketchup and mushroom sauce.

banned for thinking anything is made up

Banned for doing in the kitchen what should be reserved for the bedroom.... cheesecake dreams belong there.

Banned for typing in the kitchen and spilling coffee on your homework.

banned for not gouda bans

Banned for the moon is not made of cheese, but that stuff between your toes whiffs like it is.... pheeew.

No wonder your socks walk to the laundry by themselves after you take 'em off. [e digicons]:rofl:[/e]  [e digicons]:grin:[/e]  [e digicons]:w00t:[/e]  

Banned for going to the Treehouse of Horrors to scare the trick or treaters and not needing a Halloween mask.

banned for hating on my new look

Banned for excluding boos in your harangue