Banned for we have to have somebody to blame...and I elect Ryat to be the scapegoat whenever things go wrong.... and Uvah as Master Spanker to mete out the discipline as required. 

banned for using me as an Israelite atonement sacrifice 

Banned for thinking we'd have the gall to sacrifice you... yes, lowly little you to the gods of atonement.  Last time we sacrificed a lowly human to The God of Spanking, he threw up all over The God of Attrition and almost started a war.

banned by the gall of everything

Banned for Charles de Gaulle said no sacrifice is to small. Or was it Monty Python? Anyways it's the thought that counts.  

banned for thoughts in a small way

Banned for never giving more than you can afford at the blood bank.   :/

Banned formaking a withdrawal at the blood bank... though I guess it's better than taking it from someone's neck.

banned for misuse of blood

Banned for getting the wrong end of the stick.... next time you will know not to pull it out with the opposite end after sticking it in a pile of crap.

banned for sticking it too me

Banned for complying so easily.  Just say no.

banned for assuming compliance was there 

Banned for not complying with non-compliance

Banned for being puzzled by the conundrum that became a riddle wrapped in an enigma... and don't even think about touching on the mystic

I just got here ......

Banned for leaving the door open!

Banned for it being a glass house does it really matter.   

Banned for not knowing that people who live in glass houses shouldn't stow thrones... in fact, I think I've gotta need to sit on a throne right now.

banned for dethroning

Banned for there's no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump 10 feet... that's why it' best to use the throne at home.

ΒΑΝΝΕΔ in greek

Banned for women weaken knees.... and backs. So next time I get married it'll be to a woman who doesn't want me to help her bury her previous husband.

Banned for nerds, geeks and other bookworms.

Banned for cremation is the way to go there Cap'n. And just be happy you "walked" away. hehe

Banning Uvah for reading the last page first. 

banned for thinking that reading the last page first is a bad thing