Banned for searing hyperally.

Banned for removing from the lion's paw, that which became the thorn in my side... and I can't find my fechin' tweezers.

banned for thorning around

Banned for around the Mulberry Bush is more fun.

Banned for promoting a rude movie with lots of nudity.... was about 14 - 15 when me and my mates snuck into the cinema to see it.  Yeah, we'd heard there were boobies all over the place in it, so we just had to see it... though purely for the purpose of being able to agree with prior observations.

Banned for having prior nonreservation and observation of the nekkid kind.

Banned for I was born at a very young age and was addicted to nekkidness almost from the start.... saw my first real live nekkid girl when I was just 3, and I've not looked away from one ever since.

Also banned for reminding me of playing doctors and nurses.

One time this girl's dad asked me what I thought I was doing.

Quick thinking I said: "Just taking her temperature, sir."

"Well when you pull that thing outta there, then, it'd better have numbers on it!"

banned for numbering things

Banned for using the alphabetical systen and blaming the letter Z for the cock up

Banned for the cock up when the doc said cough. Alphabet, unlike size does matter.

banned for using size against me

Banned 'cause situation all sized up.

Banned my iphone for skipping forum comments.  sheesh 

Banned for owning an iPhone in the first place.... if you really wanted an Apple it could have been arranged for you to tour an orchard, with an all you can eat deal as part of the admission price.

Banned for everything outside.

banned by everything inside

Banned for inside out thinking... just accept, they're never gonna let you outta there.

And Uvah's banned for outside in thinking.... he's been trying for years to get into the asylum, and though his mental state undoubtedly qualifys him for a bed there, asylum staff are worried he'd be running the place [his way] within a few days... because all the other nut-jobs would eagerly follow his lead.

banned for wanting to follow the leader

Banned for snooping... cos I'm incognito, and how else would you know I'm an inmate of the asylum?

banned for talking to the mother ship again and not taking your meds

Banned also for not sharing and not offering rides. 

Banned for wanting a ride on the mothership before taking your travelsick pill... not only that, the seats are as hard as a honeymoon c**k so take a plush cushion when you go.

banned for posting up Star Trek sound track music

Banned for that would be a most excellent vacation but that's not the song I hear or installed...  :/    ( your kidding right)

Banned for the song remains the same... and wouldn't you rather go on a 'trip' than a vacation ??????