Banned for impersonating Elvis commentators aren't very busy.  hmm

banned you are something for know not I do

Banned for not making sense.

Banned for sense is over-rated.... nonsense is the product of a chaotic mind, while lunacy reigns above all.

Banned for chaos whilst leaving mayhem with the bill.

banned for mayhem knows how to collect the butcher's bill

Banned for Vive La Revolution!

Banned for the French invented revolution... and the wheel keeps revolving so many revolutions per minute every day including public holidays.

banned for public holidays

Banned for not wanting the day off... and why all the tears, you know Santa doesn't come in April!

Banned for making him in charge of Easter.  tisk,tisk

Banned for tisk tisk should be tsk tsk. The I's don't got it.

Banned for the I's did have it once upon a time.... now they're off with the fairies in magic mushroom land, where the O's get it twice a day and have the videos to prove it.

banned for shrooming the movies

Banned for moving shrooms with out a permit.

banned for making me go to work

banned for work is your own demon..... tame it, vanquish it, whatever, but don't unleash it on the innocent or unsuspecting.

Banned for medieval meanderings.

Banned for medieval, I think work is fullieval.  hehe

Banned for upheaval.... which is preferable to a downheaval and far less costly than a peticure for a werewolf.

banned for going for the feet

Banned for the toes knows.

Banded for the nose knows about toes. Unfortunately. 

Banned for athetes foot... which keeps you on your toes and won't let you get to sleep cos it wants to run around the bed all night.

banned for bed running