Banned for having two avatars and liking it.

banned for thinking I have two avatars

I actually have three but the last is super top secret known only to my wife.

Banned for wrong place. Carry on.

Banned for a slow leak... and would there be anything left if it were a gigabite?

banned by the bite

Banned for a bite eats less than a gigabite.... and does a terabite belong in a zoo or should it be left in the wild?

banned for bytes in the wild

Banned for Bytes in the Wild is not a David Attenborough documentary.... and the Discovery Channel won't touch it due to the anti-venene being so expensive.

Banned for having to bite on your food one hundred times before swallowing. Who's got the time?

banned for not taking the time to enjoy your food

Unless you are that bad of a cook.......

Banned for never heard of 222-2222? sheesh

banned for posting up a number for a chicago lawyer

Banned for lawyering up.

Banned for there is no legal precedent.... and bribing the judge simply costs too much.

banned for threatening the jurors

Banned for this is a judge only trial..... presided over by the Hanging Judge, Judge Roy Bean VIII.  Prepare t' git yer neck stretched.

Banned for call Saul.

Banned for Jacob answered the phone......... didn't know he worked at a funeral parlour, did you?

banned for working with the dead

Banned because deadness is only temporary.

banned for zombie commentary

Banned for zombifying everything not deadified.

banned for making the dead into heroes

Banned for impersonating a commentator.

banned for assumption of commentating