There is no way that beta can be more torturous than pre-beta!
We don't want to go to war today! but the lord of the lash says, nay, nay, nay! We're going to march all day, all day, all day!
A crack on the back says we're going to fight! We're going to march all day and night! AND MORE! 'cause we are the slaves of the dark lord's war!
(I distinctly recall a suggestion that there is "cruel" intent behind the beta's torturous form. Perhaps Frogboy is the dark lord They are whipping us with these teasers. "Look at these screenshots" *whip* "you won't get them unless you get in line!" *whip*.)
(I wouldn't normally support something that like relating Stardock personel to slave masters, as it might discourage sharing such information in the future. Not to mention look poorly on me. But I seriously sung this song all the time as a kid, and I can't but get excited. I don't mind thinking of myself as part of an orc march, if its singing that song. I mean no disrespect.)
also, if I messed up the lyrics, I apoligize. I used to sing that song all the time as a kid, and thats what I knew them to be by ear.