Banned for allowing an arachnid to pinch your username.

Banned for having only one eye to see with.

Bannedforusingnospacesinyour1_33+p33I<.

banned for failure to understand leet speak

not that I can either

Banned for some other something.

Banned because I never even heard of leet.

@numerarius5988am, that little arachnid couldn't hurt an Iroko tree.

banned for not knowing what Iroko trees is

@Irokoness- leet speak is short hand gamer talk

banned for attempting and succeeding in correctness

banned for loopyness

Banned for banning craziness. The world's just no fun without the odd.... well, oddness.

My take on polygamy?

1/2 urs and 1/2 Callens.

I think that, in some scenario's, it could be an interesting and necessary course of action, but in others it's just abusive to the husbands/wives of the polygamous spouse.

Banned for preferring evens while posting odds.

Xer0 \^/

@morpheas, Banned for not looking it up. The Iroko tree is the 2nd hardest wood in the world, next to teak. But Irokoness sounded better than Teakness.

@Ryat, Tanx.

 @Xer07, poly is absurd. How can only 1 person be the recipiant of all this love. And the rest have to sacrifice and wait their turn for attention.OMG 

@IROKO: Banned because sometimes I'm too lazy to look things up, even though all I have to do, is type a word in the search bar of Firefox.

Ban myself for lazyness.

@Ryat: Banned for thinking someone forced you to start a new page.