Banned because this is the first in a line of nine epic ban-pwn posts consisting almost entirely of Dawn of War 1 quotes.

Banned because the first post of epic ban-pwnage is of the Imperial Thought of the Day.

Banned because "Death be thy compass".

Banned because "Carry the Emperor's will as your torch, use it to destroy the shadows".

Banned because "Blessed is the mind too small to doubt".

Banned because "To admit defeat is to blaspheme against the Emperor".

Banned because "Prayer cleanses the soul, but pain cleanses the body".

Banned because "There is only the Emperor, and He is our Shield and Protector".

Banned because "A small mind is easily filled with faith".

Banned because "Praise be, Emperor, Lord".

Banned because "For those who seek perfection, there is no rest on this side of the grave".

Banned because "The difference between heresy and treachery is ignorance".

Banned because "Thought begets Heresy, Heresy begets Retribution".

Banned because "Knowledge is power, guard it well".

Banned because "A small mind is a tidy mind".

Banned because "An open mind is a like a fortress with its gate unbarred and unguarded".

Banned because "Better crippled in body than corrupt in mind".

Banned because "Innocence proves nothing".

Banned because "Pain is an illusion of the senses, despair an illusion of the mind".

Banned because "Zeal is it's own excuse".

Banned because "Death is the servant of the righteous".

Banned because "Only in death does duty end".

Banned because "Faith is our shield".

Banned because "Excuses are the refuge of the weak".

Banned because "Damnation is eternal".

Banned because "Curse now the death in vain".

Banned because "His will be done".

Banned because "To withdraw in disgust is not apathy".

Banned because "There is nothing to fear but failure".

Banned because "Mercy is a sign of weakness".

Banned because "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment".

Banned because "Truth is subjective".

Banned because "Faith without deeds is worthless".

Banned because "A mind without purpose will wander in dark places".

Banned because "There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt".

Banned because "Beginning reform is beginning revolution".

Banned because "Educate men without faith and you make them but clever devils".

Banned because "Success is measured in blood; your's or your enemy's".

Banned because "Thou shalt not".

Banned because "A broad mind lacks focus".

Banned because "Tolerance is a sign of weakness".

Banned because "A narrow view sees better".

Banned because "Burn the heretic".

Banned because "Kill the mutant".

Banned because "Purge the unclean".

Banned because "Serve the Emperor today, tomorrow you may be dead".

Banned because "It is better to die for the Emperor than to live for yourself".

Banned because "A suspicious mind is a healthy mind".

Banned because "Foolish are those who fear nothing, yet claim to know everything".

Banned because "Brave are those who know everything, yet fear nothing".

Banned because "Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise".

Banned because "He who keeps silent consents".

Banned because "Truth begets hatred".

Banned because "Cowards die in shame".

Banned becuase "He who laughs last is SLOW"

banned because its not that weird

banned for being not that weird

Banned because that can't be right! (Or do you mean older psychologically?)

Ryat,

Banned because we DONT CARE.

Banned for yelling.

Banned for taking it out on us.

Banned for Ryating.

Banned for acting like Ryat, oh wait you ARE Ryat.

Banned for being childish.

Banned because I feel like it.

Scoutdog, I mean that you have been posting in this thread since page #1, and you are still actively posting. That says a lot actually, I think you really love this game

p.s. After Scoutdog goes Ryat, who's been posting since page #4, if I'm not mistaken. There are other posters before them, but they are long gone, so kudos to Scoutdog.

Banned for you dont care!!!!!

GRRRRRRRR!

BANNED BECAUSE THE FORUM BUSTED, AND IT FORCED ME TO DOUBLE POST!!!

Banned because I finally figured out what you meant by "oldest".

banned for banning big brains.

Banned for not banning.

Banned for charging.

Banned for commanding an army you are not commander of.

Banned for being George Bush Jr.

Banned for not enjoying the new update of the forums.

Banned because I'm eating cake.

Banned because I have homework.

Banned because I want to.

Banned because I need to.

Banned because I can.

Banned because I must.

Banned because I will ban you.

Banned because I am banning you.

Banned because I did ban you.

Banned because I will ban you again.

Banned because I am banning you again.

Banned because I banned you twice.

Banned because I will ban you for a third time.

Banned because I am banning you for a third time.

Banned because I banned you three times.

Banned because I will ban you for a fourth time.

Banned because I am banning you for a fourth time.

Banned because I banned you four times.

Need I go on............?