Banned for not being a car.
Banned because there's this f'king n00b faggot I know who I dearly want to kill.
Banned because I'd flay him first.
Banned because I'd make him eat his own eyeballs.
Banned because I'd also break his face.
Banned because I'd rip off his face first.
Banned because then I would remove his spine through his stomach.
Banned because it will be very messy.
Banned because it will be blood for the Blood God!
Banned because I will probably die because of it, and my death will be magnificent.
Banned because I just epicly ban-pwned you. Without banning you for something you did. Oh yeah. I just ban-pwned you.