Banned because I wasn't trying to break the ban record.
Banned because I was ban-pwning Xer07.
Banned because I will now ban-pwn you.
Banned for enticing me to ban-pwn you.
Banned because I'm bored.
Banned because I nuked an ACU.
Banned because I feel like it.
Banned because "We hold the temporal objective." (I am the sole person in "we". The voices iz mah friend!)
Banned because the voices are my friend.
Banned because I have more karma than you.
Banned because I'm not sure if I have more karma than you.
Banned for making me try to remember if I have more karma than you.
Banned because I give up on karma-bans.
Banned because I will pwn you.
Banned because "If you will not serve in combat, you will serve on the firing line."
Banned because "They will fall, to my mind!!"
Banned because I am epicly ban-pwning you.
Banned because this ban-pwn post is epic win incarnate.
Banned because I can't hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.
Banned because somebody thought of something stupid.
Banned because sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity.
Banned because I'm bored of ban-pwning you.
Banned because I'm bored of epicly ban-pwning you.
Banned because I think I've broken the ban record in a pretty epicly-win way.
Banned because I just felt a droplet of sweat go down the posterior side of my armpit.
Banned because you made me mention that.
Banned because I will now post this post of epic ban-pwnage.
