Banned because my name does not in fact come from an alcoholic beverage, but from the phonetic English alphabet.

Banned for asking who gave you karma. Now I have to go kill some karma-sellers.

Banned because I shot a girl in the back of the head with a paper Hornet on the bus today.

Did I mention she was in seat No. 2, I was in seat No. 23, and that I'm nearsighted?

Did I also mention that this girl is a complete bi*** and I was applauded for it?

Moving on...

Morpheas: IT wouldn't kill you to at least read the... 7 stories I have in there so far, would it???

Xer0 \^/

Paper Hornet:

You simply fold (I roll them) small pieces of paper, or whole sheets of paper, as small and rectangular as possible, and get them into this shape: > You then slingshot them out of a rubber band, placed between the thumb and forefinger. Rather difficult, actually, you have to account for the lift the paper itself has, the spin the paper will have, the power of the rubber band, and the angle of which you pull on it.

I think it's easier to be a rifleman or a hunter.

Banned because I'd like to hear about your Math Teacher issues now.

Xer0 \^/

Banned because it's personally funny!

She's fat, too.  One time I told her to shut up, and she tells me to come up there and make her, and I tell her that I don't wanna get eaten.

Xer0 \^/

It seems to me that this girl gets mocked constantly for her weight and fatness.

Banned because as Whiskey said, thats rather mean.

Random plug: Conspiracy Theory

Banned because I concour with Morpheas that her weight does not make her a "bitch".

And my math teacher is arguably the single most condescending individual on the face of the Earth: she has a persistantly drill-like voice and yells at the top of her lungs, but what annoys me is the fact that her every other sentance is "DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT!!!!!!".... she feels the need to go through every concept five or six times in a sitting, and pretty much demands that we all come in to her before-school study sessions because she's certain that we will be mentally unable to learn the material otherwise (the class, myself included, can recite the material in our sleep).

Excuse me, but what is that "before-school study sessions" ?

Banned because your math teacher sounds like a real Bi@tch!

i am going to have to ban sci-fi for putting that show crapcia on.

banned for i like the show universe gate.  

banned for not seeing my play on the title.

banned for thinking i said i was playing with the title.  i said i was playing on it.

Banned for thinking you can play on something without playing with it.

Banned for playing with yourself.

Xer0 \^/