Today I emptied my 401K and put it all in tattoo removal companies, Piercing reconstructive surgery as well, I'm banking on regrets, Guilty parties I throw without invites, But I'm sure you'll all come. Wouldn't miss it for the world, And the world I am certainly missing, It's gotta be around here somewhere, Standing about-face.<BR
Oh God, I'm so tired of the heat, thank god we have a break here in MN from the humidity. Though, we're all still coming down from the bridge collapse on one of our main freeways during rush hour on Wed....absolutely crazy.
The wind in my face felt like the heat of a hair dryer, I could smell the beer seeping out of my pores, stale from the previous nights' overconsumption, droplets amassing themselves in an impressive sized puddle on the back of my t-shirt. G'damn freeloaders, it still feels like the mind is doing all the work, and the body is just along for
thx guys, i just got back from a three week splurge in germany, the netherlands, italy and austria. I wish I could've traveled even 10 years ago as i imagine many of the places i visited would've seemed more authentic in the romanticized american way. apparently the usa is the most difficult place in the world to travel for foreign tourists now. I was certainly jealous of the eur-rail system and the extensive bike trail system. it would make it a l
why is zubaz shaking his head...thanks for reading guys
Circle the globe and probe its penetrable surfaces, take the pictures, send the postcards, and charge all of your purchases, and categorize all other types of worthlessness as character building, without tools, without a foundation, without a willing public, you packed everything so carefully but forgot to bring the luck with, your powerful han
Gideon, I don't see why you think gays shouldn't be protected from abuse they may suffer just because they're gay. Let's go from the premise that being homosexual, or heterosexual for that matter is a choice and therefore shouldn't be protected under the "hate crime" laws. Shouldn't those who may be persecuted for their religions (a choice) be protected from abuse they may suffer? This is America Gideon, shouldn't ones personal choices be protected
Follow me, she said, but we both knew she knew not, where she was going, but I smiled and turned back towards the direction she was going, and we were showing, our teeth, glaring a pale ivory yellow to any maybes hiding in the canopy, follow me, she bled, i hoped she was safe but safe she was not, i couldn't protect her, from my
Hi everybody, I guess I wouldn't sat that I'm back necessarily, but I thought I'd take the opportunity to poke my head around here and see what's going on. I see many are up to their old tricks, regurgitating the same dead topics over and over again trying to pass off reworded redundancy as originaly thought. Looking back at my old posts I suppose I'm just as g
Gideon (oh and Hi everybody, long time no see), I'm quite a bit disappointed with this post. Generally your posts reflect a well thought out argument and try to offer both sides of the story, this however doesn't seem to do that in the least. If this post is simply a way for you to vent some frustrations you feel towards certain vocal members of the gay-rights movement then please feel free not to respond to my comments, however, if this is
You'll probably find this one on a used envelope, I keep losing my journal. I'll call it polished, but this extra pen, the tip now demolished, without a permit for explosive demolition, all about permitting my explosive ambition, my passions all have short fuses, high fashion ladies suffering from self-abuses, I've got no sympathy,you could alleviate all your problems so simple-ly, but problematic women are forever in style, that's why these bo
There’s never been, Chew in my lip, A gun on my hip, Sure I’ve slipped, Angel wings clipped, Traded for this forked tongue and spiked tail, So I might as well… Raise hell a little, I spit more than rainbows when I eat a bag of skittles, There’s not pot o’ gold at the end, You tiny-tots, graffiti with sidewalk chalk on the cornstalks while I tend, To hang out at your place, come over to myspace, won’t you please be my friend? Add or subtra
Lye be best! It takes care of them, and reminds the bather about 'pree-kawshuns'. ha ha ha....i wish some pretty young wench would crawl through my beard and into my bed.
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this makes my ass hurt. Obviously, I'm a true JoeUser loser. Far too many things make my ass hurt, but this especially brings some pain to it. I sureely can be of elp to em then,
.... nope, I prefer to pay for things I want ...all else is theft. Period. So what do you call gifts? Since you didn't pay for it it's theft? What about finders vs. keepers?
I saw a thing a few weeks back about the "radio from hell" some radio station in salt lake cty. Rated as one of the best radio stations by Rolling Stone.
wait a min., why are you reviewing songs from 1998?
Check out my ugly MySpace site for my wonderful band here. "The New Orleans Jazz moved to Utah where they don't allow music." - (Movie) Baseketball I'll have to give your band a listen when I'm at a cpu with speakers.
So could you sum this up for us in laymen's terms. Seems like an impoverished state leads to greater sexual promiscuity and risk taking linked with poor graduation rates?
youtube isn't really personal, unless you're suggesting a video blog of sorts.....but most people just mock those
This recalls one of my first couple blogs "I'm starting a pirate crew." Everyone on JU took up a position on the ship and we were in search of lots of....err......BOOTY! I'll call a mutiny if these Grog rations continue...man can only survive with adequate Grog dosage. I say we have as much Grog as we can stand and then take on the crew at Blogspot.com and steal their Grog not if, but when, we run out! YARRRRRRRRRRRR!
"Ahhh...Tex..this sucks." Say that really fast...maybe that's the problem.
153 "Friends" is nothing on myspace. I used to approve everyone who added me but most of them were people I didn't know, or bands who were just trying to spread their name. One day I did a little myspace cleaning and reduced it to 100 or so with the bands I actually listened to and people I actually knew. Every now and then one of the 14 year olds I used to have in the afterschool program I worked for will find me but I won't add them because I don'
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