magicaltreefrog

Waxing Poetic in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I should feel sorry. I should feel guilty. I should feel like confessing, like I need to seek redemption and solace, to clear myself, cleanse myself, purify from these wonderful, painful, and ecstasy inducing thoughts. The sky is falling on me, and I couldn't relish it more. The sky is crumbling and soaking me, letting me feel cleaned and pure, but still holding me back. The ultimate of betrayls, and all I can think of doing is soaking in the sky's euphoria, drinking it, lapping it, bathing i

Reply to The Sad History of My Weight Battle in Misc JoeUser Forums

Well, it sounds like you've already recieved some good advice, ao I'll just throw in a good luck, and some encouragement! I know how you feel...I've been over weight for years now, and I'm starting to actually take care of it. All the best to you, and here's hoping there'll be some pics of those abs wonce you get them ;)

Reply to More Complaining About My Boss in Misc JoeUser Forums

Well, I can certainly agree, and understand with your rant. Infact I could go on for DAYS with work rants, but I'm the boss, not the employee (shrug). I know it doesn't help to know that it's a universal frustating, that tends to be reciprocal, but it's the truth. Is there anyone above this person that you could go to? Report him to? Anything? In the mean time, take up yoga....that way when he pisses you off in the office you can freak him out by contorting your body into s

Reply to 12/08/03 Mom Update in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Hi there Shawn, I'm new to the site, but have been following your journals for the last couple of days. I just wanted to let you know that you and yours are in my thoughts and I'm going to little a candle for your mom tonight to guide healing energy and warm thoughts to her. I hope the surgery goes well and that the pnemonia goes away, and that she continues to heal well. Again my thoughts are with you and yours. Sincerely, TK

Reply to CREAMY TACOS in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

OMG!! That sounds sooooooo good! At first I was skeptical because of the name, but I think I'm gonna have to try that. Thanks for post!

Reply to Children : How To Love Them In Ten Easy Steps in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

OH MY GOD!!! I was laughing so hard my eyes were leaking! that's absolute brilliance! May I copy this off and pass it around to my friends...especially my boyfreind? They'd love it, and of course credit would be given to you. I especially love #10...me and my friends have an on going joke about pygmies, babies, and a crate!

Reply to Things I Do When Nobody Is Looking in Misc JoeUser Forums

ROFL!! #5 is great! Disgusting but great!!! And think of it this way, if you do all of that on your own, what would you be willing to do infront of an audience??...er, :S nevermind....forget that I said anything. LOL

OOOOH!.....THE HUMANITY! in Misc JoeUser Forums

AAARRRRGGG!! Ok, here's what happened.....I can't believe I'm telling you people this but here it goes....(takes a deep breath).....my kitchen chair just bent itself to the floor underneath me! Yep! that's right, I'm sitting there, minding my own business and then "POOF" I'm on the floor o

Reply to And here we go again! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Hey thanks a lot! Actually I didn't get angry at him, I just let loose here. But thanks for the reassurance and the pep-talk.

And here we go again! in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

I'm so fuckin' angry! I need to mellow...I need to punch something....I need....I need BIF!! There's nothing better than being pissed off and listening to loud music!!! Ahhhh, feeling better already! Except for the fact that that f***ing asshole belittled all I am, and all I've done, then proceeded to tell me that I take offense too easily........GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I'll show you too easily offended, you lazy

Well, now this is new! in Welcome JoeUser Forums

Well now, I have just created this account and have no clue what I'm doing! HA HA HA! A part of me wants to ramble, just to fill this space, and to cover up this unaccounted for nervousness....and the other part just wants to run away, forget that my curiousity brought me, and get on with my research that I'm so elequantely procrastinating on. Hmmmmmmmmm....maybe I'll call it quits as soon as I'm done introducing myself....yea, that's it! I'll introduce myself! I'm 24, female,