I received a question asking what I meant by the metaphor of mouse entrails? And mouse fucking. Now, handeling both of these unweildy topics in one entry would be more than one man could be expected to attempt, so I shall focus on Mouse Entrails, and leave mouse fucking to the experts. I know that a lot of people will wonder why some boof like me thinks
Mouse fucking is very misunderstood, sure... and the metaphorical uses of mouse entrails has of course been debated since the first man wrote on a cave wall. I know that a lot of people will wonder why some boof like me thinks I can add anything to the great mouse entrails debate... and sure, I have the same thought.... but what am I if I don't at least try to take on the great issues of my time? I mean, I truly respect writers who tackle issues...
Scruffed up cowpokes take a night off from a trail ride out of Texas, pushing four hundred and thirty seven head of long horns up to a stock yards outside of Kansas City. They ride their sore asses into a small town a couple miles away from the herd, tie up their horses outside the only bar. They find a few empty seats inside and survey the sce
Three awful days have passed since Boner first put the fifteen foot mud balls in the back yard. Things have kind of spun out of control ever since then, with all these huge semi-truck's sporting rainbow flags blocking every entryway into Rabby's Trailer Park Emporium. I guess by now the Legend of White Ass has been told across CB radios all over The s
Like anyone who was listening to Tuttle's program this afternoon, I have just learned that Boner has continued the Bitch ways that he learned in prison, and has begun once more out peddling his ass. I guess one of his customers is some big-time preacher, Gilford Tuttle. Boner decided to expose this preacher after listening to this Tuttle's CB radio 'salvation station,
a man blows himself up to kill a ford plant destroy a fur store disable an suv in the bitter end when the air itself begins to choke us an end written before their time in an untouchable past of impossible blues and greens animals that roamed free only nihilism will make sense meaningless acts of destruct
Me and Boner and Shappy been up three days smoking our new batch of meth--this White Trash turned out prettty damn good. Our eyes are bulging out of our head's so much that Shappy actually had one pop out. We had a hell of time getting it back in. He bled a lot, too. Passed out at some point. I guess that's a good sign. Like I told Boner,
Accepting the pointlessness is vital. Celebrating the pointless is luxury. And all frogs, Grasshopper, should be... um.. well... I guess purple. Yes, verily I say, purple.
I love lot's of books by people who had beliefs I don't respect, or lived horrid, mean little lives... but I prefer books by people who I could respect. Like most. Pynchon went into hiding after college, as everyone knows; JD Salinger lives isolated on a farm writing some long tract that he doesn't let anyone see. Developing his characters. I'm hoping he means he kept working on the Glass Family. I still use the name Johnny Pain when I
Mason, Nuking them both would stop this shit from being on my beloved tv, so that is probably the best solution. I will download the plans for a nuclear bomb, and then send my winos out to scavange up some uranium and shit... Then, when I know they are both in same building for their up coming mud wrestling bout, I will drop the bomb -- an added bonus will be all the celebrity reporters destroyed, as well as all the people who actually are int
Dr. Guy; Oh, come on, Rosie produces a product -- tv shows, comedy appearances, etc... are very valuable products, and they don't rape the environment, or cater only to the very rich. From a capatalist viewpoint, they are both winners. I have a tendency to despise people who think they are superior when they so obviously are not... which seems like Trump to me. Of course, like I have said, I know next to nothing about these people, and prefer to ke
Wow, silent poet...do you think this is all an act? I don't think trump is smart enough to pull off something like that... but I am wrong about something all the time -- just ask my girlfriend, she keeps a mental list that keeps growing and growing and growing... That name silent poet -- I have a rock band that lately has been covering Bon Jovi, the early years, when he was seven, to be precise. Before he played any musical instruments. You should
Gideon.... They seem to be on every channel these days. The president's speach was interrupted on Fox this evening to announce Rosie's new toe nail color -- complete with an exclusive interview with her manicurist. I guess that might say more about how interested people are in Bush these days than anything else. The Haiku was post-modern, relevant, and perhaps... the greatest work of eastern derivation to ever appear in the comments of this entry..
y e a pro bab ly roll ing around the dust of his flesh filling the casket or something like that but much much cooler.
I knew a guy in san francisco, a poet, who used to stand out in traffic with a billboard like sign around his neck reading, "Will Vote Republican For Food." He used to get into the newspaper boxes, and once he added a flyer to thousands of them with a yuppie couple -- the male of which had a long dildo pasted over his crotch, and the woman was kneeling.; at the bottom he wrote "OUR LIFESTYLE IS KILLING YOU." His antics inspire me to think abou
This conflict will obviously be leading to the next world war... and it is time for all to decide who they are going to be pointing their guns at. Peace talks have broken down... war protestor's are out in fruitless force. I hear the trump's are setting up camps for over-weight, or otherwise unsightly women -- they are taken by train to huge Beauty
SCAMOTOMOLOGY: The name people will use to refer to this cult when their temples are all gone and no one is brain washed into believing their tripe anymore. Or... not. So, there, Steven Colbert. Actually, I of course love Steven Colbert, who went to school a few miles from where I sit. Everyone's life is enriched when someone this politically astute, talented, fun
jennifer 1 About keeping ones personal infor private: Yes. A journalist buddy of mine keeps his cards so close to his chest that no one has ever seen them. He literally hides everything about himself, because he has seen so many people torn apart by the newspapers for doing or saying this and that. He was also in the intelligence community for awhile, and those guys are real closed mouth too. Criminals are another group that trusts no one
Well,thank you. I feel like I have been in a creative writing class today. And that is a good feeling, over all, though of course a little scary. Thank you also for taking the time to look into my writing and approving. I am a very flawed person... especially when it comes to being reactionary. This is part of what makes me a prolific writer -- I do react very strongly to my environment sometimes. This reactionarianism, like everything, has down
Once one has such a definition in place, if they consider themselves a morally evolving person, they have to change I guess. While not calling them trolls, I used to get rid of any negative comments that didn't have something to do with the work. If they gave me shit about a bad sentence of spelling, fine. If they just say I'm shit, then I guess that is trolling. I thought of them as flamers, and indeed wrote a short story making fun of them. I th
bakerstreet, sorry for the adverse emotional reactions. This is really not what I am trying to do, so this discussion has been edifiying to me. I need to keep progressing along the lines I am, pushing the envelopes of my mind, and sometimes there is nothing cool in there... but, it is all I have. I made accessing my work so hard for so many on this site. First by dumping a bunch of stuff on line at once, not realizing this would cause havouc with t
jENNIFER 1 I know IOtend to thank you all the time for your posts, but once more you make a good point. Perhaps I should start labeling my stories by a five bugger rating systems. It could start at zERO?
SEAN CONNERS: Yea, that is kind of crazy... people lying to you all night. I get the creeps... I can feel, literally, how traitorous that is, to lie to people. When I was a young idiot, I lied to women to get them in bed, sometimes. Said I wasn't involved and was, or whatever. It was the death knell of all of those relationships, and the words always came back to haunt me. I guess that is why people get over lying mostly -- it often causes more
greywar : you make a lot of good points. I wouldn't want to be perceived as trolling. That is stupid. And yes, I think artists' are responsible for how people are taking their work, too. You wouldn't think that from my writing, but I am not someone who likes conflict in my personal life -- indeed I am a gentleman and friendly and funny to all, and I feel our similaraties always out weigh our differences. I once had a conversation with the head o
About the 'off putting prose,'... Wow, glad to hear that. Thoughtful comments like this really help me grow. Yes, the off putting boogers are there. I guess the lesson here is that I have to really think about which context I want to use them in. I write in a lot of styles, some better than others.. some terrible, downright embarrassing. And I forget to take blogging seriously sometimes. I write jokes in everyones messages usually, on ebloggy,
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