Zoologist03

Zoologist03

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Reply to The adventures of Hampton in Humor JoeUser Forums

Very nice...strange but enjoyable nonetheless....and where am I....huh.....lol...not bad for a silly story...I'll wait for your next edition with anticipation... ~Zoo

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Aliens and Their Search for Infinite Wisdom... in Humor JoeUser Forums

I like to keep an open mind about things....but if aliens are real, why do they have an obsession with probing the ass of some old farmer....I mean....they've obviously mastered transportation between space and time but is the secret to the universe hiding in our own asses? If you think about it....aliens are either very stupid, erotic, insane, or not real. I really

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Reply to "May you live in interesting times" in Politics JoeUser Forums

Ah, "May you live in interesting times"....an old Chinese blessing and curse....I know where ya got that one...lol. Anyway I have to agree on this one...totally. Most Americans think we're being so righteous in our takeover of Afghanistan and Iraq...but we do much the same things as they do....it's true...we just don't know about it because of good ol' liberal media...not wanting to put down America during a war...but the torture of the POWs kinda lea

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Reply to So much can be accomplished by doing nothing in Sports & Leisure JoeUser Forums

Oh...very nice, Andy....very nice indeed. I too find time for thinking and projecting little fantasies(not just the sick ones, either), much like yours....I find that doing that if very relaxing and provides a momentary elation and peace with yourself....as for your description of the scene, I feel you need not apologise for you did not "slaughter" it for truly I have seen much worse but, be confident in yourself as you develop these things, you are a

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Reply to A day in the life of my Grandmother in Welcome JoeUser Forums

Wow...I guess I got off easy during my job shadowing...all I did was follow a vet around while he was castrating and spaying animals...they didn't let me help...lol....but it was kinda fun.... I saw were able to make it back today so I can assure everyone that you aren't dead...lol See ya later, ~Zoo

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Ah, Love is in the Air... in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Well, it's finally started to warm up here, school is winding down, a truly wonderful time of the year. Of course, a time for young lovers to find one another and seek out company. A beautiful thing to behold during a nice day...young couples exploring their feelings and hormones out of control...it signals another year of hopefully good times and not many broken fe

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Reply to Are we a nation of poor spellers? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Uh...I know your pain....sometimes people rush, or something...but there's really no excuse for so many errors...sometimes it can get annoying to decifer words that are incredibly common and used in everyday speech...but what can you do?... ~Zoo

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Reply to Abortion in Religion JoeUser Forums

Hmm...abortion...dangerous ground....but I'd have to agree and disagree with you....in some way. I don't nescessarily promote abortion...but the thing is does the fetus have any awareness when it is in the womb...if not...at what point...those are more or less the ethical consideration....personally I'll just leave abortion on the conscience of the people commiting the act...I'm not a girl and I don't have to worry about that kind of thing...and if I

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Reply to 100 things I Wish to Accomplish Before I Die. in Humor JoeUser Forums

~MadPoet-Yeah, we all know each other and go to the same school...good analysis... ...and it took me about 1/2 an hour to make it up...just being bored on a Sunday afternoon can make you a tad creative....lol ~Zoo

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Reply to Books are GOOD for You... in Books JoeUser Forums

Well, don't get me wrong dharma...I like Shakespeare and all...it's just that when you're in school and go over and over and over and over and over...etc. The same Act for at least a weak you get a little annoyed with it....We're doing Caesar right now...and it is a good story except we're just spending WAY TOO MUCH time on the stupid insignificant details....we've beed on it for about a month and we're just finishing Act 4!!!!!!!!AHHHH....I've alread

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Reply to Hehehe in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Wow...I really hate to donate 5 points to you...but I just have to say that your a fucking sick ass bitch....It has to be said...and I believe I speak for most of the masses....I have a dirty sense of humor but you're just a fucking sicko....sorry for the profanity...I urge people not to go past 10 responses because obviously this is a point stunt.... Hatefully yours you fucker, ~Zoo

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Reply to What you might not know! in Humor JoeUser Forums

Hitler was a Jew himself Still relating to the arguement we had...I asked my S.S. teacher and she said that it was undetermined...but his biological father WAS Jewish...but it hasn't been really proven that Hitler himself was ever a Jew... Anyway...interesting article...Good Job! ~Zoo

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Reply to Daytime TV in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Also...another case in point, they have the BIGGEST sluts on there, metephorically and literally, they weight 1,000lbs. and sleep with over 14 people or more in just a 2-week period...a guy a day...lol ~Zoo

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Reply to Books are GOOD for You... in Books JoeUser Forums

Oh, the ol' Friar Lawrence role....I had that one too....he just won't shut up.....that soliloquy(sp?) for an entire page was really annoying...lol ~Zoo

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Reply to Free Time Is So Costly! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I've got free time...usually...but I actually do get my homework and "chores" done before doing anything for recreation or otherwise I'll get chewed out....but I'm probably just as lazy as anyone else around school, except I'm lazy during free time....I DO get stuff done...when I feel like it...Procratination is one of my philosophies that I follow almost always....lol Good article, inspiring....mabye I'll think about getting more things done

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Reply to To both of my mothers! in Blogging JoeUser Forums

Oh...I told my mom Happy Mother's Day when I woke up and found I could speak...and then I made her a sandwich...lol...seriously.... ~Zoo

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Reply to Daytime TV in Entertainment JoeUser Forums

Very Very true...although Springer is funny sometimes...but Maury is pure evil...he just makes people cry and rewards them for being paraded around...lol. I DO agree that they need to put the good ol' cartoons back on...just so you can relax and pick up those sweet childhood memories again... ~Zoo

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Reply to Help me! My parents are fighting! in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

Oh, man....this is kind of delicate.....I've had the same kind of problems but my mom kind of fights back and I manage to cool'em down before my mom kills my dad...so I know what I'm talking about....I think the thing to do is to confront your dad...it has to be done judging on what you've written. I know its awkward and may get extremely emotional, but I think that would be one of the best things to do. Just ask him what's going on and try to work o

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Reply to Books are GOOD for You... in Books JoeUser Forums

~Capt.-Yet again you prove my point, I'm not saying you have to be a Victorian scholar, but just to get better or at least TRY....and as a result of trying you've certainly gotten better...and for that I might give you a cookie or something sometime...lol...but seriously there are still people that couldn't read a travel pamphlet for their lives...my articles are never all inclusive...I'm not writing a Bill of Rights here...so if you're reading this,

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Reply to Self Esteem in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Oh, you think I'm beautiful, well thank you...lol. OK, now that that's out of the way time to get serious...I totally agree with your point, I myself am distrustful of most people mainly because of what I see around me...I guess you've seen similar if not the same. But I have learned to at least give people a chance...I can usually tell a good person when I first talk to them...or even see them. You have made a good point in how most of today's socie

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