Aliens and Their Search for Infinite Wisdom...

In the Human Anus....

from JoeUser Forums
I like to keep an open mind about things....but if aliens are real, why do they have an obsession with probing the ass of some old farmer....I mean....they've obviously mastered transportation between space and time but is the secret to the universe hiding in our own asses? If you think about it....aliens are either very stupid, erotic, insane, or not real. I really doubt such intelligent beings would be digging around in the ol' poop chute for any reason at all....but what if the answer to all problems is to be found in the rectum...what would it be? A wormhole perhaps? Treasure? Technology? What could be so entrancing to aliens to go abduct the dumbest people in the entire world and stick fingers, machines, sticks, or whatever up their bums? I'm just glad that I have an IQ of over 7 so I don't have to worry about being abducted...hardly anyone with any sort of higher intellegence has been sucked up and probed. So if you have any theories about why aliens may have an anal fetish feel free to post it....

Trying to find something interesting to write about,
~Zoo
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
Dunno I don't believe in aliens... on earth.

Eh maybe its because dumb people is not believed by other people, and that probe is something that inserts electric bugs to monitor their lives.
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
These aliens are getting rich off the most popular form of intergalactic porn-- Homo Analism.
Galactic Civilizations IV
Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
So if you have any theories about why aliens may have an anal fetish feel free to post it....


Of course the most obvious reason has already been stated
intergalactic porn
(also the most reasonable)

It could be the alien way of greeting?(handshakes are awkward)

They need fertilizer for their special plants?

Enjoyment (goes with the porn idea)

Curiosity? (I wonder what this does..........)

They might be looking for the human's supper? (could have been a relative, with the crazy abductees anything could be there)

Torture?(They want our planet, one farmer at a time)

Sport? (clearly bragging rights, "I got 3 humans in one night !")

They could be trying to insert young alien fetuses into humans to see what would come out?(they just need a little more information on the human body)

These are the most reasonable answers to why aliens like the human poop chute.

(now you wish you didn't have an IQ over 7 eh?)

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Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Lol, the wormhole idea struck me funny. What if there was? Something crawls up your bum never to come back out the other direction. And different people would send you to different places. Someone like Stephen Hawking would send you to a far off magical place, while a bum like mine would send you to like a crappy county fair.