Oh...Alex screamed like a girl.....that's awesome....of course when dosen't he.....lol....Ok...I'm done trying to roast him for now....before he declares another argument....anyway, I'm wondering why we don't have any cicadas around here I haven't even HEARD one this year so far....oh well, what can ya do?....lol See ya, ~Zoo
Nice....not a bad article....You seem to have a good definition of friendship...I'll agree with you on this...very good article. and by the way...if you ever need advice....come to me....I'm good in the ways of wisdom.....hehe -Capt. You don't embarass anyone but yourself most of the time....even though you have little or no shame....lol Good writing.....(you've come up
I'm not stealing anything....all stupid facts are fair game......grrrrrrr!
Wow.... the number of visitors on the last one of these was awesome!...over 2,000 visits...nice....so to keep the fans happy, I now present to you this list.... -Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds. -A Chinese checkerboard has 121 holes. -The correct response to the Irish greeting, "Top of the morning to you," is "a
Forgive me if that sounds jumbled, strange, and rambling.....It's 2:00AM as I write these and I'm not in my right mind..... PEACE, ~Zoo
Glad to see your still kickin'. So....you have a limp....but remember that makes people look distinguished.... Just tell people you got it defending a bank with karate....then you're in....lol So....you're going to Scotland...the land of golf and other miscellanious things....Whatever you do...don't try to pull out the accent....or they may kill you in an infuriated rage....Trust me...i
........haha...that stuff is great.....That's when you need a camera right there....I wish I could have seen Peter be knocked out...that's great! You just wait until band camp...when we wreak havoc upon thy Freshman....mwahahaha Until a time in the future, ~Zoo
Ok...that is definately not bad....you weren't killing, stealing, or having sex....so I'll qualify this as funny rather than the worst thing you've ever done....so chill, it's a bit of teenage fun...although why you would want to hang out with Ryan is oblivious to me...but whatever floats your boat.... See ya later, ~Zoo
Ah...that is beautiful....I don't know how you found those people...but dang....I'd hate to have those names...I can't believe they kept them for all these years! Good Job, ~Zoo
Wlel, did you get tihs off of Bob & Tom...or I geuss it cluod be on the itnreent.....but it is a naet ltilte fcat.....I wnoedr if gdrae shocol taehcres hvae to use tihs tcenhqiue?...lol Good wrok.....see ya ltaer, ~Zoo
Marten Langbraten-Thanks for the contribution....jeez!....that's a lot of stuff..... MasonM & xtine-I'm not sure either, could have been an operation or some creepy anomaly, remember that guy was a "little" strange ~Zoo
Ok....Harry Potter will get old when the profit goes down....as my crazed mind pieces together another theory....ok, probably fact....Hollywood executives are greedy SOB's and will milk any popular thing till the last penny.... Just look at reality TV...if that crap doesn't stop soon...I'm going to kill....something....lol...not to freak you out, but come on...how many people still fall for this crap... (For more ridicule on reality TV refer t
Okay...person who portrays a character...I phrased that a little strange....lol ~Zoo
First, allow me to aplaud another mythology admirer *aplauds*....now, I haven't seen this new "Troy" movie, and I doubt I will, for one simple reason...hollywood usually tends to screw up even the best stories....my opinion from the looks of the previews and feedback is one of disgust....I believe Brad Pitt...no offense to the guy...is not really a character that should portray a person from one of Homer's epics...so I'm gonna have to go with the dream
*sniff*.....dang you..............that was beautiful.....*sniff*....ok....stop doing that....anyway....I can relate to how you feel although I didn't cry...I do get that fuzzy tingling sensation.....but I can't really cry....I guess too much testosterone, huh?...lol....but anyway, you might not see these guys again but the again...you might Anyway, don't let the thought get to you...reme
Well, prepare yourselves for the next edition....here they are, in all their splendor: -Almonds are members of the peach family. -The voice of “Tony the Tiger” is a man named Thurl Ravenscroft. -The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat. -The dot over the letter 'I' is called a tittle. -The word "
*cracks knuckles*...whoops...walked in on this a little late....sorry....lol....it is true that you are incorperated as the "funny guy"(not gay mind you)...along with the others of us...remember we all have our own humor....you have your silly, good hearted, Christianey noble humor and I have my sick, demented, and often questionable humor that may on occasion make Baby Jesus cry (sorry Andy...had to borrow it)....but I know your true nature....I can r
Hmm...well, I guess I can see why the producers are targeting children...to make them understand and educate them about this lifestyle...but still don't think they'll understand. Unless the people producing the show are homosexual...or they just want ratings, I really don't know why you'd want to show people this....I think they did something like this on Nickolodeon(sp?) one time and they caught all kinds of crap for it....so, I guess that's all I ha
Ah...you need to see the fishing one...I think it's called jigs and lures or something fish related...it's awesome. Come on, get in the boat, FISH. Come on get in the boat...FISH, FISH. Hehe, ~Zoo
Hmm....point taken, I've got the same problem...except I wish I had more inspiration for other articles...lol...but I still enjoy JU and visit usually everyday unless something intentionally stops me... ~Zoo
Well Capt. you have to realize that you're still only 6% normal...I guess that gives you "self-tickling" powers or something....lol
HAHA....these are awesome....Finally someone tells the truth....lol ~Zoo
Oh...looks like someone got jealous and had to add a second part...lol....well...I'm okay with that because I kind of "borrowed" your idea in the first place .... Till Later, ~Zoo
Well, I have recently come into posession of emus...and they are funny "little"(well for now...lol) they are clumsy now and quite amusing...if you haven't seen baby emus they're about a foot tall and are striped with various shades of brown. Ugly yet cute. I have 3 and are hoping that they make it...(total cost $75). So I'll be telling any stories that are interest
Hmm....this is turning into a lovely little drama...don't you think...."The Times and Trials of the Crabs"....possible title...think about it....lol ~Zoo
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