banned for not snapping into a Slim Jim.

banned for snapping one off.

Oh snap a timely double ban.

banned for I'm not seeing double

Banned for not seeing pink elephants, either... but a few more stiff ones should remedy that.

Banned for putting a stiff one in a glass.

Banned for R rated lateral thinking.

Banned for RR unrated nonsensical thinking.

Banned for the RR rating when it was XXX thinking.

Banned for XXX thinking that RR thinking is unethically non-XXX thinking that RR thinking is ...................

Banned for getting so confused that I have no frakking idea what you just said.

Banned for realizing that.

Banned for banning reality.

Actually, you probably did us all a favor.

Banned for doing us all a favour, this thread is about banning people, not helping them out!

Banned because I wanna help people out... out the door... AND slam the door so it hits 'em on the arse on the way out.

Banned for slamming doors on arses. What'd they ever do to you.

Banned for not knowing what some arses are capable of.

Banned because some kid in my AP Gov class made a particularly stupid remark to me in a debate that went something like "Well, we're assuming the electoral college is just the popular vote." My gov teacher said "Melanie, you know what happens when you assume...." (You'd like my gov teacher.) To which I responded "Well, I'm a Democrat, so feel free to assume all you want."

Banned for talking politics and taking them off the back burner when it's the holiday season

banned for I like no party. And yes, assumptions get people killed.

Banned because you're a stick in the mud and don't like parties.

You can slam that door on my arse.

banned because I love parties.

Banned because you are starting to alarm me.

And seriously? Nobody gets the assumption joke?

Banned for ass-u-mee-ing this conversation.

banned for kinky.

We get it.