banned for fungus. Yeah, I saw that movie too.

Banned because there are many movies.

And most harmful spores are in fact pathogens, not toxins.

banned for not knowing Egon's hobbies.

Banned because my hobby is making outcasts out of people with 3 A's in their nick

banned because I don't have any nicks. Just a jimmy. He wears a cap.

Banned because this is ridiculous.

banned because people know no limit in disappointing me.

Banned for having such low expectations that disappointment is [should be] your middle name

banned for thinking it's due to low expectations. If they were really low, this might look fairly gratifying.

Banned for thinking I was thinking... mindlessness comes to me without effort.

banned for...

Banned for drooling over dreadlocks.

Banned for drooling over brains.

Banned for being anti-zombies.

The Admiral

Banned fro drooling on the Zombies. For shame.

Banned for having a big prick on your back... and for misspelling for

banned for having a big hat on your head.

Banned for stars behind your nic.

Banned for thinking they're stars.... a closer inspection reveals they're actually pesky little bugs that glow in the dark.

Banned for pesky glow in the dark bugs crawling all over you.

Banned for spraying the insecticide that sent them my way.

Banned for leaving the window open.

banned for letting the air out

Banned because I'm worried all this Christmas fare worldwide will back up the sewers and I'll have to buy a new pair of Wellington boots.

Banned because you didn't get any for Christmas?