Banned because you've probably got a cute arse...  and that distraction would likely cause me to jam my fingers in the door.

Banned for thinking that's a joke... and banned for thinking anybody would laugh at it.

Banned for....  eh, just banned [you might've got it, but don't link me to it, orright]

banned for stealing my emoticon thing.      

Banned for for emoticon discrimination.  We are the 99%.

  :'(   :') ' (\B):vulcan:(\B) :karma:

Banned for claiming emoticons as being your thing... it's share and share alike, right?

Banned for being overly emotive... like wearing your heart on your sleeve is not the bloke thing, is it?

Banned for holding emoticons prisoner in a post.

Banned for tying yourself to that post.

banned for tying yourself down. You're young and free. Go sow your wild oats. Of course, knowing you, you'll come back with a bowl full of wild rice.

Banned for encouraging somebody to sow their wild oats when it is barley for beer that's needed.

Oh, and BDBF.... banned for leaving muddy paw prints on the carpet.

Banned for BDBF.

banned for SD.

Banned for WB

Banned for FRD.

Banned for GC2.

Banned for 2CME

Banned for E=MC2

Banned for f**kin' algebra.

banned for 

Banned for getting technical

banned for technicalities.

Banned for being up past your bedtime.

banned for beating a dead horse. Where's Bison with a Smiley when you need him?

for animal cruelty...

for beating a dead animal....

for telling a grown man to go to bed....

 Oh, and the ultimate ban....

Summoning the Smiley King..... 

banned for I practically cried reading your post.

Banned for being a grown man weeping over a silly post... stay away from sad movies and romance novels, then.

Banned for being rough on his sensitivities, Elephant on a rabbit rough....