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by the might of the all powerful possum i grant you a new page. am i not merciful? -Exiled Possum

possified -Exiled Possum

possified -Exiled Possum

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what you believe is irrelevant. -Exiled Possum

i take you soul then ... oh wait you never had one to begin with :( well i ryat meat it is then, i can use it to feed my dogs -Exiled Possum

i allow you to exist, so you could show a little appreciation. all the possum ever asks of you is your thanks, soul and flesh -Exiled Possum

the possum yet again creates a new pristine page behold the possums glory and might -Exiled Possum

pfft, badgers and their cults -Exiled Possum

possum holding guns? -Exiled Possum

in your dreams? -Exiled Possum

-Exiled Possum

thank you for reserving posts for the most holiest of possums come the possopolypse you might be spared -Exiled Possum

-Exiled Possum

there will always be a new page and when the time is right the second coming of the possum will spare nobody except the most devout followers -Exiled Possum

the most holy possum outlasts you yet again -Exiled Possum

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and more servants join the cult. by the end of the page you will all be crucified and eaten by the possum deity, thus achieving demi god status of your own ... in some wicked way am i not merciful? praise the possum -Exiled Possum

thank you -Exiled Possum

and another follower joins the cult of the possum -Exiled Possum

and the first disciple has come to worship the possum -Exiled Possum

and the next page dedicated to the possum overlord is opened. everyone who posts here, accepts the possum as his savior and god. to get a distinction between this and Christianity the followers will be crucified, not the possum messiah -Exiled Possum

-Exiled Possum

needs more possums in the picture -Exiled Possum

the possum does not troll around, it possums around -Exiled Possum