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After a wild drunk, a Scotsman passes out in the gutter. Two English women walk by, and out of curiosity, they lift up his kilt to see it the (story) tale about Scott's was true. It was!. So, they decided to try and shame the man and they tied a ribbon around what they saw, very tightly. When he awoke, with some pain, he looked down and said; "Sure don't know where ya have been, or what ya have been doing...........I'm just glad to see ya won first prize.!

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I was using "Style XP" for a couple of years until I went from Windows XP to Windows 7. My first computer was in 1992, and it was an MS Aptiva. I have been using Windowblinds since I went to Win7 right after it came out.

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Kisses on the neck in Humor WinCustomize Forums

A prisoner escapes from prison, where he's been locked up for 15 years. Breaking into a house for money and guns, he finds a young couple in bed. He ties the man to a chair, while trying the homeowner's wife to the bed. The convict kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife; "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.&nbs

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A wife hears a loud gunshot coming from the back yard and runs out to see what has happened. There standing over his dead dog with a gun in his hand, is her loving husband. She cries out; "what happened"? He says; Weeeeeell, I gave him three chances. I asked the dog to be quiet and he kept on barking. I asked him a second time and he still would not be quiet. I then asked him a third time and when he would not shut up...........I shot him. The wife bu

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Sister Mary Agatha and Sister Mary Filamina are sitting on the bus going home to the convent. There is a large man sitting in front of them and suddenly; he lets go of one that could blow down a brick wall. He, being so embarrassed, turns to the Nuns to try and make conversation, as to take away the notice of letting the big smelly one. "Excuse me sisters" he says, trying to make conversation, but do either of you have a copy of todays newspaper? "No" says Sister Mary Agatha

Reply to Community Covid-19 Check-in Post! in Everything Else WinCustomize Forums

I live in government housing. We have all (all but 1) had the vaccine. A week ago, one of the residents (19 of us) went to a bridal shower for her granddaughter. They are non-vaxers and not maskers, and told everyone it was safe because it was outside in the back yard. A week later, the father of the bride came down with Covid. The resident who was the grandmother of the bride showed everyone the pictures of the shower in her apartment. Guess what, we (who

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Does anyone know the difference between Bar Maids and Prostitutes' ? Bar Maids are fair and buxom ! Does anyone know the difference between Circus Performers and Burlesque Dancers? Circus Performers show a cunning array of stunts ! Does anyone know the difference between Sex and a Caesar Salad ? NO ???? Anyone wanna go to lunch tomorrow ?

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Couple of books to look for and get a good read from; The open Carmona by C. Moore Harris and A wonderful time of life by Ivan Yakinoff

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St. Peter is at the Golden Gate, when three men approach. He welcomes them in and then asks each of them how they died. The first tells him that he suspected his wife was cheating on him, so he decided to go home at noon and see what he could find. He lived in a high rise on the 68th floor, and when he got there, he found that the elevator was out of order. So, he ran up 68 flights of stairs and burst into his apartment, only to fine that his wife was in a sexy night g

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Geno here; still 86 and living in Senior Apartments in Camas, WA. Got both shots at the VA and felt secure. Then suddenly, I got a kidney disease called Nephrotic Syndrome............from taking asprin. Just got through with 8 months of horrendous treatments and I am now in remission. Was worried about Covid, just like everyone else, and wham, out of left field......kidney. Just goes to show ya; LIFE CAN BE DANGEROUS TO

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Look here every day. Old (86) and at my age, makes me feel a part of sumptin'. Da Wop..... Geno.

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Three nuns die suddenly and are at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter tells them that each has to answer a question as a matter of parodical to get past the golden gates. He asks the first nun; "What are the first words in the Gospel?" She replies: "that's an easy on, "In the beginning". A bell rings ding-a-ling, and the gates open. He asks the second nun; "How many commandments are there?" She repliess; "OH, that's an easy one, 10". The bell rings ding-a

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[all except the 'go to bed' bit] .... Weeeeeeeell, at this age; going to bed means, getting undressed and LAUGHING at each others nakedness. Ya see, the problems is; not that I have forgotten "HOW", the problem is; "I DON'T REMEMBE

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Hello from Camas, Washington. I am an 86 year old Korea War Vet and live in a senior building. No one here has the virus yet, but we are all in strict lockdown. We must be masked of course, but we can't even visit or be in the hallways unless absolutely necessary. Thank the Goddess for Window blinds. I have about 65 of them, and each day I try to develop a new desktop background to go with them. I now have over 600. It keeps me from getting into the c

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And God was talking to an angel and said that he would create humans and have them multiply. The angel asked how they would do that and God explain the birthing method. The angel said: WOW, that is really going to be painful, how will you make it equal, so that man will experience the same amount of pain. God replied; I WILL GIVE THEM AN EGO.................that should be equal pain. And then; there were two woman in the maternity ward of the hospital. A

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Sooooooooooooo, After many years of saving, a poor man finally saves up to buy a new alligator pair of shoes. he puts them on and then asks his wife if she notices anything. She replies "No" and goes on her merry way. He decides to get naked, excepts for his new shoes. He then askes his wife if she notices anything, and again she replies "No". He tell her to look at what his private part is pointing to. She looks and then says "So

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A woman in her early 90's tells her doctor, that she is not getting the same pleasure that she use to get, when making love with her husband. The doctor asks: "when did you first start to notice this?. She replies; "Twice last night and then a couple of times this morning". ........................................ A man askes his doctor for something to kill his wife. The doctor tells him that he can't d

Windowblinds in Personal Computing WinCustomize Forums

ok, soooooooooooooo, my Windows 7 and old tower just went ca-put. New tower and monitor on order. I will be using Start 10, with Windows 10. Will any of the 7 blinds work with Start 10 ? Have about 70 over 12 years or so. Should I just download from scratch ? What would happen if I just use all that I already have (back to Win7) Thanks to all of you for making my last of 85 years fun...…………..Geno

Reply to Won't install in Accounts and Activation Help Stardock Forums

First of all.....Sorry for being such a bother. This is what I did. I created a new account on my com puter and installed WB10 on that account. I can now download from wincustomize. It is a pain in the arse.......but it works. Tanks for your help.....G.

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Windows 7 Professional (7601.win7sp1_ldr_escrow.191127-1706) WindowBlinds 10.84 (059 - Windows 7 Edition) - 64 bit OS Window titlebar blur features are enabled on this operating system Wblind.dll 2019/11/18 05:41:12 Wblind64.dll 2019/11/18 05:41:51 &nbsp

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Downloaded "purge" to desktop. (twice). Ran it twice and each time, all it did was "INSTALL WINDOWBLINDS". I then went to Stardock and it showed I paid for WB10. I THEN WENT TO WINCUSTOMIZE AND TRIED TO DOWNLOAD AND INSTALL BLIND. It showed I had 0 downloads. I THEN LOGGED OUT, AND RE-LOGGED IN, AND IT THEN SHOWED "UNLIMITED". Windowblinds 10 works fine. IT ALWAYS HAS. Could the problem be with wincustomize?. It wants another $9.95 from me

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went to wincustomize, reset password, logged on, now have unlimited downloads, but when I try to install, it still wants me to "install Windowblinds. When is use "install new" on all of the downloaded blinds, it now tells me that the .uis is missing on all downloads. FRUSTRATED.

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Just did a complete uninstall of Windowblinds 8 & 10 with IObit uninstall and rebooted. Windowblinds 10 working fine, but WinCustomize still says I have 0 downloads available, and wants me to "install" windowblinds every time I try and download new skin. Thanks. Should I just go back to WEblds 8......but wincustomize still says I have 0 downloads, and I sdtill can't install new blinds.