Gilford Tuttle

Gilford Tuttle

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RALPH CONFRONTS THE INCESTOUS GOAT F**KERS in Philosophy JoeUser Forums

Somehow, this story didn't print right... so, everyones comments were on two paragraphs from the middle of the story. Or so I think, since I came in here and only two paragraphs were here. They may have read the whole thing... Sorry. Here is the real post. On the run from the vast Mormon Mormon High High Counsel, and a crack team of ninja scientologist lawyers, some crazy Kabbalah killers lead by Mad Donna, Assface Kurcher and Demigod Moore, the God Ralph and his often unfaithf

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JESUS SMITES RALPH A NEW ONE chapter five of our god ralph in Religion JoeUser Forums

After curing the inbreeding and goat fucking tendencie of the Elvi-Peeps, Ralph and his not really all that faithful followers drove the RV through miles and miles of beet fields. The beets were getting on everyone's nerves, as beets tend to do. . . especially evil beets, as these surely were. Ralph finally changed them all to bushes growing little lamb heads

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The Disciples of Ralph Chapter 6 in Fiction Writing JoeUser Forums

Our story has thus far more or less concerned Mugily and Ralph, and basically ignored the other occupants of the RV during their much less than epic trip, though they too had been enduring the cruel fate of being slaughtered over and over again by the Mormon Molemen High High Council and the Kabbalah-kooked Ass Face Kurcher and his slut hound (a creature co

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DRIVING THROUGH PIGLAND .. chapter eight of OUR GOD RALPH in Fiction Writing JoeUser Forums

This is part eight of the story of OUR GOD RALPH, a tale of the slacker god and his disciples cruising across the country attempting, usually unsuccessfully, to avoid being assasinated by a cabal of Scientologists, Kabbala-nuts, and the Mormon Mormon High High Council. Ralph and the crew stopped for breakfast at a diner. The celebrity janitor

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our god ralph chapter nine in Fiction Writing JoeUser Forums

Ralph has the RV stopped in a rest area, overlooking a vista of field after field of the grey, muddy sludge that had replaced the grass and the forests. A warm wind was blowing the stench of a putrid landfill into their faces as they silently stretched their legs. Ralph occasionally, like just then, had regrets about the way he had played the whole god ga

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JESUS IS A LIAR in Religion JoeUser Forums

liars make the world go round & liars tear the whole thing down liars make their lovers criers screamers of the universal vindictive -- LIAR Liars spin luscious mental worlds ask us to come on in and play from the cult leaders to kindergarden teachers to the best seller's in that top ten list all t

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Reply to Kings Ball Pictures in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I SAW your comment on my gilford tuttle site. I am glad you got a kick out of it. People either take that guy too seriously or not seriously enough.... I am writing because something at the opening of your blog interested me -- your apology for what you had written and took off. I am a writer, and when I started blogging, I found myself confronting the personal demon, totally unexpectedly, of a child molestor in my family -- the rich guy with all

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Reply to THE OFFICIAL DRINK OF CHRIST -- PIG MILK!!! in Religion JoeUser Forums

You know, everyone has been so negative on this site, or they seemed to take me seriously... I guess when the major topic of discussion on Joe User centers around people like Rush Limbaugh, who is a political propogandist as bad as anyone who came out the third reich, that I should expect such sillieness. This site is about my making the world safe for atheists, and all my critics can suck my ass. ... just kidding!!! I put it up just to draw weird

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NEW SIN ALERT!!! Is your soul in danger of being satanized? in Religion JoeUser Forums

SIN ALERT!!! From Gilford Tuttle, White male Christian warrior. Like I tell my children and wife every day at breakfest: If a woman has premaritial sex, or has sex with her husband that uses any method of sexual contact that includes 1) leaving the light on 2) extraneous touching 3) open mouth kissing 4) Any ot

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THE OFFICIAL DRINK OF CHRIST -- PIG MILK!!! in Religion JoeUser Forums

Praise the mountanious balls of the rightous, short haired, aryan Jesus. I am using my new voice operated program to get these words on the screen simply by talking into a microphone!! Oh, Praise The Buff One!!! He is so in shape!!! Can you just imagine the health club there? I have had visions of working out with a chiseled and cut Jesus and a bunch of Angels

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Reply to GOD WEASLING in Religion JoeUser Forums

Look, your child abuse is terrible, okay? I am making fun of cultures that sexualizw children in a way that in no way promotes unapropriate sexual conduct. We are on the same page. In the future, I recommend you choose your enemies more carefully. I think in this Jon Benet obsessed world that there is nothing worse than messing with the sexless innocence of childhood, and if you read my work, you would find that I have written on the topic extensiv

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Reply to GOD WEASLING in Religion JoeUser Forums

Satan is obviously lodged in your rectum, his horns tearing up your colon, causing you to take my words in a way that they were never to be.... that all american girl children over the age of eight are harlot's has been reported on the Rush Limbaugh show, the 700 club, and all other respectible news organization that can handle the truth. Wake up you satan slavering slime sluicers before even your six year olds are lost to the wantoness of the Eve ta

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Reply to GOD WEASLING in Religion JoeUser Forums

Thou who call me an asshole will be smitted from this site forever. I had no idea that by putting up my preachings that I would irritate another satanist, but obviously I have. Satanists are everywhere these days. On all the television programs, in all of the panties of all the sluts (eight and over) in the United States of Satan. Now, here satan is leaving messages on my site!! I caste thee out satan!!! I will leave Satan's words up, though I verily was told by the Lord Of Mountanious T

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Reply to GOD WEASLING in Religion JoeUser Forums

You seem to be posessed by the devil. I recommend Holy Holy High Colonics on an hourly basis for the next week. Place your order today and 'sluice satan from your bowels' before it is too late...

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YOU ARE GOING TO HELL. in Religion JoeUser Forums

Gilford Tuttle here, once more addressing you whores and whore-mongers. I am writing today because I have been getting angry responses to the statement that only white people are getting into heaven. Well, someone had to say it. I mean, we don't want them in our neighborhood, let alone in our Heaven, and I know I speak for the Blonde Buff Jock Jesus when I say that

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GOD WEASLING in Religion JoeUser Forums

Hello, Gilford Tuttle, White Male Christian Warrior here. Once more I have been called by the lord to preach among the heathens on this web site, because evidently there are a lot of readers who missed the earlier letters that I had in here -- otherwise you would stop coming in here and reading this vile, drug addled attempt at prose. I take comfort in the

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REVELATIONS MIGHTY AND AWE PROVOKING... in Religion JoeUser Forums

Blonde Buff Jesus will reappear soon!!!! Very, very soon... His mighty self will appear out in the center of lake Michigan. Proudly he will stand there, with mountenous balls just above the water line. At first, citizens of Chicago will only see the mountainous hair dappled testes of our savior!!! Lord be praised!!! It is wr

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