Buddah Moskowitz

Male Socialization in Poetry JoeUser Forums

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Reply to Poetry is loathsome in Poetry JoeUser Forums

I agree. I hate Poetry, but I do like some poetry. - Moskowitz the Self-Taught

The Monarch (3rd Attempt) in Poetry JoeUser Forums

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Reply to Why do I Hate Going to Church So Much? in Religion JoeUser Forums

Hi - Perhaps it would help to explore Christian Mysticism, which is about going deeper into the unmediated experince of the Christ. There are some sites, but I kind of like this one: http://www.christianmystics.com/ I'm a new Christian, so I am not at the same space as you, but remember James 2:17. By that I mean, live, really live and love as Christ would. Living as Christ would (despite my complete screwing up that und

Reply to Confetti in Poetry Stardock Forums

Dude, I'm trying to leave a new article and this new version is f-ckin with it. Ain't I crippled enough with my meager talent, must this site add to my headaches!

Reply to Half Chance? in Just Hanging Out Stardock Forums

Joe, you can do it! Me on the other hand, I can barely handle this new g-ddamned JU version. I absolutely hate it! Someone help me! I'll keep at it if you will too. - Moskowitz

Reply to Deep Thoughts in Writing JoeUser Forums

I love how you deconstructed a schoolyard taunt. You're the only person I know that would do that. Six miles? Dang! I can barely make it two! - Keep writing, you're great, Mosky

Reply to A List of Words in Writing JoeUser Forums

These words sounded like Yiddish to me. Good writing, ya silver tongued devil - Mosky

Reply to Math Problems in Writing JoeUser Forums

Sure, sex begins at 40 for a woman. For a man, they say his sexual peak is at 18. I didn't get laid until I was a month shy of 20. That means I spent my sexual peak by myself. Ain't that a bitch? It's ok, I try to do mental shopping trip now only because if I don't, I'm going have a premature whoops and then it's all over. I try to tell her, which would you rather have: a premature ejaculator or an immature ejaculator? I know it ain't much

Reply to Soap in Just Hanging Out JoeUser Forums

Good sound wisdom, you crazy skydiving sage. Yes, I talk *at* my kids more than I should. And I do trust them - two out of three anyways. The little one's too young for complete trust. I trust my kids in inverse proportion to how far I can throw them. KC (17) and Rae (15) I can't throw very far, therefore I trust them very much. As for Shorty, I can throw her too far, hence little trust. About the next life - I ain't scared a bit.&n

Reply to The World in Writing JoeUser Forums

Gimmesome Roy, This was reminiscent of the Great Shel Silverstein. Reminded me of the Circle and the Missing Piece, but not in a derivative way. Excellent - you've got a real command of dialogue, write a play. I think it'd be like a Tee-has version of Diner. Keep writing, Roy mah Boy. My month of self-imposed exile from the Land of Writing is almost up. Moskowitz Itchin to Write

Reply to Posted April 9, 2008 in Just Hanging Out Stardock Forums

I ain't lookin forward to next March 1 - that'll be ten years for me. Read more - if nothing else, it'll keep your mind sharp. Hope the beer was worth it - it's been 18 years+ for me and I still miss it. :P Good luck with the 10k. I say you tell em you're older than that, like 60 and see how you do. (But you look too young.) Which brings me to your video of the jump - that made me laugh and beam proudly "I know that guy! Stupid bastard!"&nbs

Reply to Jump! in Life Journals Stardock Forums

Beautiful, Roy! Just beautiful! - Where's the video at? I gotta see that! Nothing more to say - I'm speechless! - Kick Ass Joe! - Buddah

Reply to Email to a friend in Personal Relationships Stardock Forums

Oy Roy! Talk about synchronicity, or just plain old coincidence. I just sent you a private email detailing why I'm not writing in April. (Just to let you know, it's National Poetry Month and not writing is my contribution to the art.) Glad to hear you jumped out of the plane. I took a similar step last May, but that was when I accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior. I know it's a little chickenshit compared to yours, but for a former atheistic Jewish Buddhist, it

Reply to Crazy Things in Writing Stardock Forums

Be careful indeed. I prayed to God to please give me an experience that would show me the human condition that very few people get so I could write about it. Long story short: God answered my prayer when I realized that I was writing out a police report to get a restraining order against the guy who threatened to shoot my balls off because I slept with his pig wife. This is why I don't ask God for anything - I generally just give prayers of Thanksgiving.

Reply to Talisman in Fiction Writing Stardock Forums

Great slice of seamy life, Roy m' boy. Keep 'em coming because I need your inspiration. - Moskowitz

Reply to Heh, we'll see... in Just Hanging Out Stardock Forums

I generally hate this new JU inteface. Somehow, I can't warm up to it, but we'll see. Great, quiet writing, as usual. Keep off them damned cigarettes - you gotta stay alive and keep writing. - moskowitz the unproductive

Confetti in Poetry JoeUser Forums

Hundreds of poetry websites thousands of poets millions of poems. I send up mine and hope it will not be lost in the cyber-abyss but I know better. My smoke sculpture soul and precious imagery<br /

Reply to Love Dolls in Writing Stardock Forums

Sure the doll could go on top. That's when I'd fill her with helium, so it'd make it more lifelike, like she was trying to escape. :)

Reply to Why shouldn't prositution be legal? in Current Events JoeUser Forums

To quote George Carlin: Selling is legal. F*cking is legal. Why isn't selling f*cking legal? It is not legal, but it is done on a regular basis.

Mourning in Poetry JoeUser Forums

It feels quicker than a blink since I first saw you and took you to raise up as my very own. Through laughter, patience scrapes and tenderness, I readied you for a cold and undeserving world. Through the seasons you blossomed and the world became resplendent with possibility when seen through your naive and limitless vision. I knew the world would sing your song once you taught them. You asked

Reply to Love Dolls in Writing Stardock Forums

Yo Roy. Excellent. Tittilating and insightful. Reminds me of a joke I tried when I wanted to be a Stand Up Comic: I was in an adult bookstore doing some comparison shopping and I see the box for an inflatable love doll. It says "Can withstand up to 300 lbs." I think to myself "That's gonna be a pretty sad day when I have to go on a diet just to buy a blow up doll." Great writing you modest genius, Moskowitz

No Escape in Poetry JoeUser Forums

Somewhere else is what I want but right here is all I'm gonna get and all I need according to God. So I'll walk through it without booze or pills or illicit thrills. You walked through this howling madhouse of no escape and let them nail you to the cross where you died for me. You're just a big show-off Jesus. You suffered for me. I pray I can <br

Reply to Shake For Me Girl in Writing JoeUser Forums

Ha, MF you cracked me up! That's why I would never want to be with a 20something, too much damned explaining and not enough appreciation! Great write, your pal, Moskowitz

Blankety-Blank in Poetry JoeUser Forums

All night I worshipped her blankety-blank without a single thankety-thank so I called her a middle-aged blankety-blank (to give her collar a yankety-yank) then I pinched her on the blankety-blank (it was really just a prankety-prank) she hissed "don't you touch my blankety-blank!" (I was hoping she'd give me a spank