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Reply to Hobbies in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

welding, metal working, wood working, gardening, hiking...

Reply to I Want to be an Old Man with You in Poetry JoeUser Forums

A nice tribute to someone you love. Of course right soon I'll be saying I AM an old Man with you...

Reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY DYNAMASO in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

Happy B-day Maso! I'll hoist a cool one in your direction real soon!

Reply to I am tired of the whole Immigration Debate! in Current Events JoeUser Forums

Sometimes I think all that discord and disharmony is what makes us great, Elie. Just a thought.

Reply to CALLING ALL Computer GEEKS!!!! in Windows XP JoeUser Forums

I was here ( )

Reply to I'm On an Adventure in Travel JoeUser Forums

I'm doing a walking trip in Japan. sounds incredibly fun, I'll check it out...

Reply to We All Need Love in Personal Relationships JoeUser Forums

Nothing more complicated than Love, Donna!

Reply to Stupid Christians in Misc JoeUser Forums

Jesus Saves. Hmmm...just two words scribbled on a men's room wall to cause such a commotion! Seems religion has a way of doing that, eh?

Reply to HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE MOST MODERATE OF MEN! in Blog Communities JoeUser Forums

May God richly bless you and may you have a very blessed birthday year. I agree with KFC. Happy b-day old man! (even if you never do seem to set foot on my blog, lol)

Reply to Tourists in Art JoeUser Forums

I like. I'm with Nicky. Excellent!

Reply to Wow. Wasn't expecting that so soon... in Dating JoeUser Forums

...and be careful too. I worry about that kind of thing. (but happy flirting! )

Reply to Dealing with deer flies and horse flies in Wildlife JoeUser Forums

Are they gray where you are? We have a nasty kind of fly here that BITES (not stings , but BITES) that we call horse flies and they look like a regular housefly 'cept they're gray.

Reply to Stupid Christians in Misc JoeUser Forums

Sigh... saw a birdie in the snow it had a broken wing and couldn't go I lured it closer with some bread and crushed it's tiny f****ing head

Reply to Stupid Christians in Misc JoeUser Forums

I lied. I'm prone to do that, you know. One more: This is a tee-pee for you to pee-pee not a wig-wam to beat your tom-tom.

Reply to Stupid Christians in Misc JoeUser Forums

one more and I swear I'll quit: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me, So throw me down, and tie me up and show me that you like me.

Reply to Stupid Christians in Misc JoeUser Forums

...and flush twice 'cause it's a long way to the kitchen and piss fast 'cause Texas crabs can swim upstream.

Reply to MM tries Haiku in Writing JoeUser Forums

I am so far away from a jillion joe, it ain't funny. Okay forty then.

Reply to MM tries Haiku in Writing JoeUser Forums

See! I told you you'd get a jillion comments for this!

Reply to Stupid Christians in Misc JoeUser Forums

Why are you looking up here when the joke's in your hand I like that one. or... Here I sit on the pooper, givin' birth to a Texas State Trooper. That's a good one too. Now, uh....what were we talkin' about? Oh yeah: JESUS SAVES! BUT MOSES INVESTS.

Reply to Just About Done... in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I hope this finds all my friends here well and happy and enjoying your summer (or for those of you in the Southern Hemisphere like me, your winter). I will continue to make the occasional poetic run here and I'm still stopping by when I can to read and try to respond to some articles, Glad to hear from you, Maso. Glad all is going well and the band is kickin' it! I'll write you one a these days too. <img src="http://images.stardock.com/ju/T_JU/smiles/Sm

Reply to I don't know where this path will lead in Life Journals JoeUser Forums

(I'm not really allowed to divulge gender lest someone related to them reads this and is able to identify their relative. All hell would break loose were that to happen, and I'd be fired) I understand that. I'm in the same boat -so MANY things and incidents I could write about but don't. So that leaves me with not much else, lol. I'm glad you at least found "a path" to go down, Dharma. I hope it leads somewhere good.

Reply to You WHAT? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

I have a fond memory of a certain night in Temple, Texas but it doesn't involve any knitting. Instead it involved Irish coffee, a Doobie Brothers eight-track and...well, it's a really looooong story.

Reply to I Heard No Paris Hilton News Today or in Current Events JoeUser Forums

like I said elsewhere on JU. Paris ain't that bad...

Reply to Blonde Chick With Nice Pussy in Photography JoeUser Forums

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Reply to God or Country first? in Religion JoeUser Forums

I'm going to play devil's advocate here and say country first. I would qualify this by stating I only feel this way because of what our country IS, a place where ALL can freely worship the God of their choosing, or not worship at all. If our predominantly Christian nation truly put God first, the entire country would have to shut down on Sunday, divorce would be impossible to obtain, the Ten Commandments would be posted in every public building, and h