Nebraskawoman

Reply to This has got to be the Looniest Yet in Humor JoeUser Forums

If the few I've met from down there are any indication, Yes they are.

Facts that you may need to know one day in Humor JoeUser Forums

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of a

HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK in Humor JoeUser Forums

HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK - > > When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to > everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the shit out of her"... > You need to pray at work. > > When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes," and > you think, "what the f..k do they want now?

Reply to Gifted with the seed of HIV?? in Blogging JoeUser Forums

My god. That is just scary to even think of. That guy needs mental help.

Reply to This has got to be the Looniest Yet in Humor JoeUser Forums

Oh, How ridiculous. I wonder if he was one that liked to bet on the fights?

Reply to Stop Telling Me What to Believe! in Religion JoeUser Forums

I'm luthern. my sister is Catholic. I've gone to weddings and funerals in catholic churchs and I prefer the "light " version. Fewer rules and ceremony. Hope you get it worked out either way. Good Luck and God bless.

Reply to You thought you had a bad day? in Humor JoeUser Forums

Latour, I've heard something like that from some of our oldtimers around here too.

Reply to Well, what's wrong with your butt then? in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

That was really cute. Kids do the strangest things, dont they? God bless the older siblings.

You thought you had a bad day? in Humor JoeUser Forums

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Cowboys and ........ in Humor JoeUser Forums

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, while awaiting their respective flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State Univers

Useless facts in Misc JoeUser Forums

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's mor

Before I was a Mom in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

I got this from a friend of mine and thought it was a sweet email. hope you all like it too. Moms & Grandmas > > > Before I was a Mom - > I slept as late as I wanted and never worried about how late I got into bed. > I brushed my hair and my teeth everyday. > > Before I was a Mom - > I clean

He said / she said in Humor JoeUser Forums

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . .. That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I ga

Female vs. Male definitions in Humor JoeUser Forums

Words With Two Meanings: 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a jockstrap. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. F

Real Life Monsters in Wildlife JoeUser Forums

Link I just got done reading an article by Toblerone about bondage in the animal kingdom and I remembered a website my daughter has showed me. They had been looking at it in her first grade science class. Some of these animals really are monsterous. Hope you all enjoy. <!-- Ju-Anchor-Footer-St

Reply to Random Fact: Bondage in The Animal Kingdom in Wildlife JoeUser Forums

Very good article. These are the kind of things that you just dont learn in school or on the discovery channel.

Reply to IMPOSTERS ON MY JU ACCOUNT in Misc JoeUser Forums

Carebear here's a link to the article so you can read all of the responces if you havent already. Link I have to agree some of these guys , are you sure that these guys are really your friends? I know that I would be questioning it if I were you. Hope everything gets sorted out.

Reply to Why the "just get a job" argument falls flat on it's face in Politics JoeUser Forums

Have any of you ever been unemployed for any period of time? I have a degree but I have been unable to get a job because everywhere i've applied want experience but it is impossible to get experience unless someone hires you. I live in a rural area and cant monetarialy (forgive my spelling tonight. )afford to move several hours to the city to get a job there. I do have a car to get to work the problem is that there is no work available with the ex

Reply to I Resign my Adulthood. in Humor JoeUser Forums

It's never too late to resign. (well, at least for an hour or so.) I resign for one day every few months just to keep my sanity. My kids and I always have a blast. Gotta go. I'm supposed to be building a blanket fort in the living room.

I Resign my Adulthood. in Humor JoeUser Forums

RESIGNATION I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. <img src="http://ww

Reply to My little baby is quite the mover and shaker! in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Congrats on the baby and I hope everything will work out for you. I'll keep you in my prayers for both the baby and the job thing. I know how hard it is to get a job right now. I'm still looking for one myself. Again congrats Janders and take care of your self. God bless!

Reply to Secrets to a Happy Life? in Humor JoeUser Forums

That was great. I loved the pics. have to say my favorite was the boy and the toilet. reminds me of something one of my kids would do. Thanks for posting this.

Reply to 11 years ago... in Home & Family JoeUser Forums

Happy Anniversary Dharma. I just celebrated my 7th anniversary last month and I agree with your comment about how hard it is somedays. Here's to sticking in there for the long run.

Bachelorette Party Ideas in Humor JoeUser Forums

Hello all. I was invited to be a bridesmaid in a friends wedding. Her sister is the maid of honor but she told me that I can do the bachelorette party because her sister is really reserved and she doesnt want her bachelorette party to end up being really lame and more like a Mary Kay party. So I'm going to put it out here and ask you all for ideas. I'm looking f

Hello All!! in Misc JoeUser Forums

I know it has been forever since I was on here. I've been busy with the kids and trying to find a job still. I just interviewed for one this morning actually. I just happened to be sitting here at the computer with nothing much to do and it dawned on me how long it has been since I checked in on here. I'm glad to see imaginit and dharmagirl are still around. I lo