I declare this Eeeevil.
In the name of Spain..........
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I haven't been updating nearly enough this last week or two, so here's just a few of the things that are evil upon this earth.
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1. Kimchi. I love it, but what it does to a white man's bowels is just plain wrong...........
2. My recruiter.
3. Walmart.
4. My recruiter's recruiter.
5. Kimchi farts. See evil #1.
6. The recruiter who recruited my recruiter's recruiter and started the whole chain of evil.............
7. Spam
8. Houston, and possibly the smell going past the stockyards in El Paso.
9. Giant battle droids poised to take over the earth. The only ones who can stop them? THUNDERCATS HO!!!!!!!!!!
10. "Reality" TV
11. Andrew Jackson.
12. Tailgaters. If I'm in the right lane, I will slow all the way until I stop.
13. Coca Cola. (Probably not evil, but as a Dr. Pepper addict, my sworn nemesis.)
14. Alec Baldwin's career.
15. All Baldwins.
16. The engineers at Dodge & Plymouth, especially the people who designed the first years of the neon. It should never be that hard to change an alternator. Period.
17. Skeletor.
18. Anyone who hates Woody Allen or Coen Brothers movies.
19. Tu Tran. (you don't know him, just trust me.)
20. My 1st sgt. at DLI. (Actually I'm fairly sure it wasn't her fault. I'm convinced her mustache had taken control and was using her as a puppet in it's evil plans for world domination.)
21. 98Cs.
22. The death of Johnny Cash.
23. Zombie deer.
24. The wicked maser pointers of Tracy Givens. (keep one hand on your beanies)
25. The rent-a-cops on Ft. Hood. Not the MPs (or the gate guards). The other ones.
26. The people who cancelled Family Guy the first time.
27. Geckos. (say what you will, they're out to get me.)
28. People who bring cell phones and or underage kids to the movies.
29. Anyone who criticizes this blog, or my list.
30. Franz Liszt.
31. Mauve, puce, and hypertrope.
32. My cat.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
1. Kimchi. I love it, but what it does to a white man's bowels is just plain wrong...........
2. My recruiter.
3. Walmart.
4. My recruiter's recruiter.
5. Kimchi farts. See evil #1.
6. The recruiter who recruited my recruiter's recruiter and started the whole chain of evil.............
7. Spam
8. Houston, and possibly the smell going past the stockyards in El Paso.
9. Giant battle droids poised to take over the earth. The only ones who can stop them? THUNDERCATS HO!!!!!!!!!!
10. "Reality" TV
11. Andrew Jackson.
12. Tailgaters. If I'm in the right lane, I will slow all the way until I stop.
13. Coca Cola. (Probably not evil, but as a Dr. Pepper addict, my sworn nemesis.)
14. Alec Baldwin's career.
15. All Baldwins.
16. The engineers at Dodge & Plymouth, especially the people who designed the first years of the neon. It should never be that hard to change an alternator. Period.
17. Skeletor.
18. Anyone who hates Woody Allen or Coen Brothers movies.
19. Tu Tran. (you don't know him, just trust me.)
20. My 1st sgt. at DLI. (Actually I'm fairly sure it wasn't her fault. I'm convinced her mustache had taken control and was using her as a puppet in it's evil plans for world domination.)
21. 98Cs.
22. The death of Johnny Cash.
23. Zombie deer.
24. The wicked maser pointers of Tracy Givens. (keep one hand on your beanies)
25. The rent-a-cops on Ft. Hood. Not the MPs (or the gate guards). The other ones.
26. The people who cancelled Family Guy the first time.
27. Geckos. (say what you will, they're out to get me.)
28. People who bring cell phones and or underage kids to the movies.
29. Anyone who criticizes this blog, or my list.
30. Franz Liszt.
31. Mauve, puce, and hypertrope.
32. My cat.
Had a summer job pulling graveyard at a Waffle House in Arkansas a few years ago. The cops in town would pull them over for driving drunk, (we were in a dry county, and they'd be coming back from the bars or strip clubs in Hot Springs) then instead of taking them in, send them in the resteraunt to get some coffee and sober up a little more before they finished driving home. Talk about a fun crowd.............