I declare this Eeeevil.

In the name of Spain..........

from JoeUser Forums
I haven't been updating nearly enough this last week or two, so here's just a few of the things that are evil upon this earth.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

1. Kimchi. I love it, but what it does to a white man's bowels is just plain wrong...........
2. My recruiter.
3. Walmart.
4. My recruiter's recruiter.
5. Kimchi farts. See evil #1.
6. The recruiter who recruited my recruiter's recruiter and started the whole chain of evil.............
7. Spam
8. Houston, and possibly the smell going past the stockyards in El Paso.
9. Giant battle droids poised to take over the earth. The only ones who can stop them? THUNDERCATS HO!!!!!!!!!!
10. "Reality" TV
11. Andrew Jackson.
12. Tailgaters. If I'm in the right lane, I will slow all the way until I stop.
13. Coca Cola. (Probably not evil, but as a Dr. Pepper addict, my sworn nemesis.)
14. Alec Baldwin's career.
15. All Baldwins.
16. The engineers at Dodge & Plymouth, especially the people who designed the first years of the neon. It should never be that hard to change an alternator. Period.
17. Skeletor.
18. Anyone who hates Woody Allen or Coen Brothers movies.
19. Tu Tran. (you don't know him, just trust me.)
20. My 1st sgt. at DLI. (Actually I'm fairly sure it wasn't her fault. I'm convinced her mustache had taken control and was using her as a puppet in it's evil plans for world domination.)
21. 98Cs.
22. The death of Johnny Cash.
23. Zombie deer.
24. The wicked maser pointers of Tracy Givens. (keep one hand on your beanies)
25. The rent-a-cops on Ft. Hood. Not the MPs (or the gate guards). The other ones.
26. The people who cancelled Family Guy the first time.
27. Geckos. (say what you will, they're out to get me.)
28. People who bring cell phones and or underage kids to the movies.
29. Anyone who criticizes this blog, or my list.
30. Franz Liszt.
31. Mauve, puce, and hypertrope.
32. My cat.
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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
her mustache? I hope you preventing it's plans from bearing fruit.
On 28, and/or, not and or. Woohoo, now I'm Eeeevil too
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
her mustache?


HER mustache.

33. People who are observent of my grammar. Also see #29.
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Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
11. Andrew Jackson.


I laughed at most of these, but I'm a diehard Jacksonian, so them's fightin' words!
Reply #5 from JoeUser Forums Top
Juicie Girls??

What's that, a certain flavored bublegum?

haha
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top
but I'm a diehard Jacksonian, so them's fightin' words!


Fair enough, he fought everyone else. As a soldier, okay. But for what he did in Florida, and to the Cherokee? (Or the National Bank for that matter, it was slaughtered with almost as much efficiency.)
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34. Juicie Girls


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

What's that,


The reason alot of the GIs in Korea are so damn broke...........It works like this, you go to a bar in Korea, and the bar tender has these good looking girls working there. Used to be Koreans, now there's a lot of Philippino and Russians doing it. The girl usually has a contract she has to pay off to the bar.

As long as you pay them, or buy them drinks, these hot girls will sit with you, pay attention to you, talk hot to you (although usually not much else), and make you look good. They are frequently gold diggers, but not usually prostitutes. Sometimes, if you pay the bar keeper for a nights take, you can take them for a date. JUST a date.

They often will also show a keen interest in your personal life, and call you (EVERYBODY (including 4 year olds) in Korea's got a cellphone.)or write flirtatious text messages, etc. After all, if you like them, they'll make more money off of you, right? I've seen guys blow a month's pay on jucie (also sometimes drinkie) girls in a couple of days.

Many GI's will buy them gifts, or often even will marry them and take them home, which usually lasts just about long enough for them to get citizenship and a good divorce lawyer. Secret Squirrel, I salute your choice, and add #34 to the lore of Eeeevil.
Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
35. Bumping in the comments, in order to points whore...........(whistles quietly, and walks away..............)
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
16. The engineers at Dodge & Plymouth, especially the people who designed the first years of the neon. It should never be that hard to change an alternator. Period

Hehe...try changing one on a '85 Mini.....oh, the stories D and I could tell.
Reply #9 from JoeUser Forums Top
Hehe...try changing one on a '85 Mini.....oh, the stories D and I could tell.


Changing the alternator = 10 minute job and $35 on my Mustang. My wife's car? $165, plus the core charge, then two hours to get it loose, plus a half hour without disconnecting anything just to get the damned thing out past the suspension.

'Cause it sure ain't coming out the top. It doesn't say it in any manual, but I think you're supposed to take the fender off. Bleh. Beats changing the harmonic balancer (which I ended up doing at the same time, don't ask.)
Reply #10 from JoeUser Forums Top
35. Bumping in the comments, in order to points whore...........(whistles quietly, and walks away..............)


Well, I always knew I was evil... you didn't have to post about it though.
Reply #11 from JoeUser Forums Top
New eeevil....people who believe in forcefully taking other people's money to subsidize their own irresponsibility.

Oh, yeah, and baseball cards without bubble gum. Major evil there.
Reply #12 from JoeUser Forums Top

20. My 1st sgt. at DLI. (Actually I'm fairly sure it wasn't her fault. I'm convinced her mustache had taken control and was using her as a puppet in it's evil plans for world domination.)

That's just so utterly wrong......

Reply #13 from JoeUser Forums Top

Fair enough, he fought everyone else. As a soldier, okay. But for what he did in Florida, and to the Cherokee? (Or the National Bank for that matter, it was slaughtered with almost as much efficiency.)
THPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you need to read NJ's president series!  Seriously, they are excellent (Ok Fazz?)

Reply #14 from JoeUser Forums Top

Oh, yeah, and baseball cards without bubble gum. Major evil there.

you eat that gum?  eeeewwwwwwww!

Reply #15 from JoeUser Forums Top

32. My cat

Sorry, all Cats are evil!  So I just criticized your list and I am evil!  mwuhahahaaha!

Reply #16 from JoeUser Forums Top
Well, I always knew I was evil


Acckkkkk!!!! Self mockery gone astray only harms the ones who blog.......sigh.

That's just so utterly wrong......


Clearly you've met the mustach...erm....woman.

Oh, yeah, and baseball cards without bubble gum. Major evil there.


Baseball card gum might just be evil in and of itself, but I do miss the bonus perks of buying cards. Maybe the could have baseball card chips and salsa....

you need to read NJ's president series! Seriously, they are excellent


They are good, and plenty informative. However that doesn't necessarily mean I always agree with him. Gotta stick to my guns, Andrew Jackson sucks the big one my friend. I've also committed the heinous sin of being a soldier who can't stand Gen. Patton. Check out what he did to the Bonus Army.

Sorry, all Cats are evil! So I just criticized your list and I am evil! mwuhahahaaha!


#36. Dr. Guy. Muhahahahahahahahaha I say, and a muhahahahhaha upon your children and your children's children as well!!!!!!
Reply #17 from JoeUser Forums Top
I've also committed the heinous sin of being a soldier who can't stand Gen. Patton.


Um...sorry to burst your bubble, but MacArthur led those troops, not Patton.
Reply #18 from JoeUser Forums Top

#36. Dr. Guy. Muhahahahahahahahaha I say, and a muhahahahhaha upon your children and your children's children as well!!!!!!

leave my kids out of this!  They have no part in my opinions!  And you are not klingon!  Mwuhahahaha!

And all your cats are still evil!

Reply #19 from JoeUser Forums Top
Um...sorry to burst your bubble, but MacArthur led those troops, not Patton.


Damn you are good! And a Northerner to boot! Will wonders never cease!
Reply #20 from JoeUser Forums Top
Um...sorry to burst your bubble, but MacArthur led those troops, not Patton.


#37. Illicit bubble bursting.

And while those bubbles are still popping, yes MacArthur commanded the troops overall, along with his aide, Dwight Eisenhower. However, the actual assault was led by the Third Cavalry, with a full, sabers-out, horseback cavalry charge, under the command of no other than one Major George Patton!!!!, followed by seperate infantry and tanks doing the mop-up with bayonets and tear gas.

Damn you are good! And a Northerner to boot!


Mark one up for the South whilst you're a countin'............
Reply #21 from JoeUser Forums Top
and MacArthur was a twit too while I'm at it.
Reply #22 from JoeUser Forums Top
Acckkkkk!!!! Self mockery gone astray only harms the ones who blog.......sigh.


I'm sorry if I hurt anyone... except I am evil and feel no pity.
Reply #23 from JoeUser Forums Top
However, the actual assault was led by the Third Cavalry, with a full, sabers-out, horseback cavalry charge, under the command of no other than one Major George Patton!!!!,


True enough, but the most controversial and infuriating part of it (burning down their camp) was all MacArthur's idea and doing, and Patton expressed remorse about attacking (not merely publicly, mind you, but privately as well).
Reply #24 from JoeUser Forums Top
35. Bumping in the comments, in order to points whore


Nobody here would do something like that. I'm just shocked at the suggestion.

{Now, I'm off to check out Gid's Points whore-a-thon.}
Reply #25 from JoeUser Forums Top
I'm sorry if I hurt anyone...


Again, acccckkkk.....no, MY self mockery hurting you. SHE = one suffering. and then only in jest.

Nobody here would do something like that


nope. Nobody (glances at alias just in case someone misses the pun, right) would do that here.........