Spc Nobody Special Spc Nobody Special

What makes you have to change your pants?

▼

What makes you have to change your pants?

Mmmmmmm........brains

from JoeUser Forums
A simple points whoring question that probably won't earn me any points, what scare the piss out of you? Bugs? Monsters under the bed? John Kerry in '08?

For me, it's red paper wasps, and George Romero type zombies.

That girl with the broken neck climbing down the stairs in The Grudge made me jump, but doesn't scare me near as bad as a wasps nest.

If you want to get philisophical or political in your answer that's fine, but I'm looking for primal type fears, here. What turns your hair white and your pants wet?

Oh yeah, and if you don't answer? I'm afraid I might cry...........
humor
23,164 views 36 replies
Reply #26 from JoeUser Forums Top
Heights and dogs. But mainly dogs. You just tell me there is a dog even remotely near me, and I will freak out beyond belief.


You don't say? Even if the dog is only four months old, tiny, and owned by the Fazzes you still get scared.

I gotta ask, weeds?


I don't even know why I'm afraid of weeds myself. I am scared that if I pull a dandelion up, I'll unearth a huge root system leading to a giant, underground, carnivorous plant that'll take me under and eat me alive.

Irrational? Oh no.
Reply #27 from JoeUser Forums Top
You don't say? Even if the dog is only four months old, tiny, and owned by the Fazzes you still get scared.


That thing is vicious! He will pounce at any moment! You can see it in his eyes, and the way he jumps to reach my knees when I'm sitting down...

I don't even know why I'm afraid of weeds myself. I am scared that if I pull a dandelion up, I'll unearth a huge root system leading to a giant, underground, carnivorous plant that'll take me under and eat me alive.


And you mock me about a fear of dogs? Well, now I have an appropriate comeback.
Ashes of the Singularity II
Reply #28 from JoeUser Forums Top
Stephen Kings It gets me also.


He got me with his story about a finger that kept coming up through the drain in some guy's bathroom. Stupid, and I knew better, but I still kept my eye on the sink every time I sat on the toilet for weeks........

and when Midevil on their asses for like half an hour with a shovel, then buried em in the burn pile


That's what you do when you're scared?!! HOLY CRAP!!! (edges away slowly, very careful not to make sudden, frightening moves)

That thing is vicious! He will pounce at any moment!


The little ones are the craziest. Forget pit bulls, I'd like to see a ban on chihuahuas.

I am scared that if I pull a dandelion up, I'll unearth a huge root system leading to a giant, underground, carnivorous plant that'll take me under and eat me alive.


No no, that's gophers.............
Reply #29 from JoeUser Forums Top
No no, that's gophers.............


My mistake.
Reply #30 from JoeUser Forums Top
I have a fear of suffocation. It makes me slightly claustrophobic, but mostly because I like to breath, not because I'm scared of close quarters.

The zombie thing freaks me out, too. Recenlty had a bad dream/nightmare about zombies. Left the house at Oh-dark-thirty for PT that morning and my neighbor was out walking his dog. Saw the silhouette and heard the dog growl. My initial reaction was abject terror and a "HOLY CRAP!" I knew a split second after the first heart beat what it was, but the zombie thing was in the front of my brain. HAHAHAHA! My neighbor got a good laugh out of that one.

Gollum (the original Hobbit movie, although the LOTR's Gollum was fairly freaky) scared the carp out of me when I was a kid. It was years before I learned what Bilbo had in his pocketses...
Reply #31 from JoeUser Forums Top
to make a long story short... basically any impaling device near anyone's eye just creeps the bejebers out of me.....
Reply #32 from JoeUser Forums Top
I can honestly say that I don't have of the irrational fears. Snakes, spiders, birds, dogs, wasps, weeds (LOL), whatever, they just don't bother me. Been snakebit twice (copperheads), stung more times than I can count, spider bit a few times, etc... Maybe I'm just not smart enough to be afraid of them.

The one thing that can make me a little nervous is a gas stove or other gas appliance as I had a gas stove explode in my face when I was a little kid. OK, I was playing with it when I wasn't supposed to. My fault. It pretty much demolished the kitchen and nearly burned down the house. I spent a couple of weeks in the hospital.

To this day I get a slightly nervous feeling if I have to light or work with a gas appliance. I still do it, but am a tad uneasy with it. Could be why I always prefer a campfire to a camp stove.
Reply #33 from JoeUser Forums Top
Heights. Fire. Drowning (I think suffocation too).
Reply #34 from JoeUser Forums Top
Lingering death.. losing my mind... both these scare the shit outta me.


Ditto! Plus being locked up in small closed in spaces.
Reply #35 from JoeUser Forums Top
Driving in the rain, I just can't do it without tensing up to the point of headaches, for that matter, I get beyond uncomfortable whenever I'm a passenger and not the driver of an automobile ( I have to drive on all family trips, and my kids are trumatized by memories of my driving lessons..)

I know, it's a control issue, wrapped in a superiority complex, served with an irrational fear of auto accidents.
Reply #36 from JoeUser Forums Top
Nothing irrational about a fear of auto accidents.