Banned for LIMPs...

Lackadaisical Interacting Mundane P****s 

Banned for besmirching the reputation of fortuitous felines.

banned for grabbing the felines when they don't want it

Banned for complaining about having to play second fiddle... thank yourself lucky you're even in the band.

Banned for bandoliers filled with promiscuous rabbits.

Banned for saying that rabbits are promiscuous.... they just breed like..... rabbits

banned for splitting hares

Banned for haring off to catch the tortoise when he hadn't even left his home... and for doing Bugs Bunny impersonations trying to impress a little harette.

Banned for bungling the up/down thingy what made them obsolete.

banned for flipping the switch

Banned for turning the bird upside down to create a rude gesture

Banned for geturing with a feather tied to your navel.  

banned for not joining the navy when you had the chance 

Banned for not touring the now retired USS Enterprise cos you thought is was full of American semen.

banned for bad pun jokes 

Banned for antidistablishmentarianism.  And yes, it is a real word... was the longest in the English language until somebody realised there was a mile between the two s's in smiles.

Banned for obvious in-betweens. They call them 'tweens these days.

banned for not realizing that such a word was used in an old commercial 

Banned for paying too much attention to commercials.... and now cable/sattelite TV has 'em as well

GRRRRR!!!!!!!

banned for using cables

banned for not knowing what happens.

Banned for de-capitalizing on happenstance.

Banned for Circumstance is suing Happenstance for Constance losing all her incomestance at the races.

Banned for racing stances and losing your understance in the process.

banned for leaving the game of life