Banned for being a hoser.  

Banned for pulling out his hose.... so do fire extinguishers have a safety catch like a gun, or can ya just squirt 'em at will when ready?

banned for asking us and not a fire extinguisher expert

banned for expecting an expert

Banned for great expectations.

Banned for the phallic references.

banned for seeing phallic where no phallic exists

Banned for not knowing hoses have sprinklers, aye starkers.   

Banned for asking the cap'n.

Banned for I had a reply typed out but not sent for starkers,  and I tried to click view every new post but send reply is what I did click...  so I ban starkers.   hehe

Banned for TMI

banned for thinking that there is too much info here

Banned for not knowing about the huge info repository on the 13th floor.... but then you're probably the only one who's not been given an elevator key, right?

Banned for requiring a key for an elevator.. Just push the damn buttons.

Banned for the buttons only take the elevator to the 12th floor... and you obviously don't have the key to the 13th floor, either... or you'd have known that.

Banned for avoiding button keys designed specifically for that purpose.

Banned for forgetting about the skeleton key.

banned for skeletons in your closet

Banned for the mortuary is full.... so what do we do with our corpses when the undertakers take off for the week on their annual Undertakers Picnic?

Banned for Zombie Party.

banned for not partying like a zombie

Banned for hating on the Dead Mans Party.

Banned for partying with out lights.

Damn entitlement whinny jerks.

I banned them because they broke the rules, not because I don't like them.

Banned for rules are meant to be broken... but there is no pleading the 5th or any other amendment when you break mine.

banned by the 5th monkey