Banned for the visit to the zoo.... the ape house is not full of monkeys but you can sure find a few nuts if you look closely.

Banned for zoology is a state of mind. Just don't know where the state is or whose state it is nor what the state of the state is even.

Banned for not stating the facts.

banned for Primus

Banned for a long distance feeling.

banned for long distance run around

banned for graduation parties that last until 4am

banned for only going until 4

Banned for time is of the essence.... and great chefs can cook up a storm in no time when using the right essences.

banned by the number time

Banned by time and time again.

Banned for the clock stopped ticking.... but time stood not still.  I how love these new fangled digital clocks.... silent in the night [no fechen tick, tock] when I'm tyring to sleep.

Banned for sleeping on the job.

Banned for pulling rank.... and time will tell when it's on the nose... as in rank as all buggery.

banned for middle age ranking

banned for not being rank one

banned for ranking anything

Banned for not being first cab off the rank... and what's a fair fare for getting there somewhat late?

Banned for thinking cab fare is fair. Surely you jest. I found a cell phone in one once.  

And my son is going back to Ontario this morn.😿

banned for cab jumping

Banned for jumping has not been removed from the Olympics roster as yet... hmmm, wonder how many taxi patrons would qualify for the long jump.

Me, I'm just about ready to jump into bed.... snooooooooze time here very soon.

banned for making me pop my cap and making me go to the dentist

Banned for popping in dentistry.

banned for pulling my teeth

Banned for false choppers.