Banned for double speech

Banned for the accusation of a forked tongue.

Banned for forking it over.

  Banned cuz,,, are forked tongues better to eat with?  

banned for changing your avatar

again

Its like you are a woman or something.

Bannd for a 'woman' thing.... and it's just like changing undies regularly... stops it [the avatar] from getting crusty

Banned for being crusty enough as you are.

Indeed   Rubix is cool.  N'est pas?  And being able to change my mind makes me glad I'm a woman. As well as other stuff. 

Banned for 'other' stuff...

banned for life is boring without women

Aaaah     Banned for rest assured the feeling is mutual. Only reversely so.   A world of only women... no thanks. haha  

Banned for a planet full of happy, fat women...

Banned for 5 derilic cars in the back yard, and the Triumph in the kitchen.

Banned for using imports, everyone knows in the south, it will be either a Ford or Chevy in the kitchen....

Small ban on misspelling of derelict....

  Banned for yeahh, I was talking north.                   

I would be derelict in not responding to your correction.  

banned for using some many emoticons

Banned for emoticons are freeeeee.

Banned for espousing emoticons when a simple smiley will do.

Banned for smiling to your spouse.

Banned for not smiling at my spouse... she has an ear infection and use a pick-me-up about now.

Banned for listening to your spouse grouse about being stuck in the house.

Banned for trying to use Dr Seuss-ism's...

banned for not

Banned for I blame starkers.    Just sayin. 

banned for tying this thread in knots