Banned for holy smoke, just pull the shade shut.   hehe

Banned for peering through the shade while a tool was being used to poke a hole... hehe.

Banned for letting other people poke around in your business.

Banned for slow pokes need not apply.   haha hehe hoho

banned for giggle tickling

Banned for boisterous, gut busting laughter over something so trivial as a innocuous giggle.

Banned for encouraging premature eslapulation.

Banned for just remember, if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.   Whew

Banned for knowing a lady who could suck the balls off a billiard table

banned for playing billiards

  Banned for Dyson wants her email address.

Banned for not giving it to him after he got down on his hands and knees and begged.."pretty please with sugar on top."

banned for making the man get on his knees

  Banned for remember, if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.      

Banned because I still have yet to come up with a good derogatory term for the Twilight series. My only attempts have resulted in the auditorally-idistinguishable "Twilite," and the nigh unpronounceable "Twitlight."

banned for even bothering with such a disgrace for entertainment

Banned for the only good thing about it is that it's over.  yay    

banned for being sure of that

There are always "Remakes"

Or a tv series.... AAAAAAHHHH  Banned for that would be so Wrong.

{hehe oh yeah, remake... }

Banned for flying beneath the radar... which is radar spelt backwards

banned for spelling radar backwards bob

Banned for backwardsophobia.  Now quit complaining or I'll run you over with my racecar. 

-Huzzah!

banned for making me work today

Banned for running up a gas bill when you obviously don't require the horse power.

banned for horsing around

Banned for a horse of a different color and the wonders of food coloring.