Banned cos a spanked mokey is the happiest monkey.

banned for letting them get shocked and prodded

Banned for a prodding with a shock when a simple poke would've done.

banned for wanting the simple things in life

Banned for wanting the simple life and things to be simpler

Banned for simplicity and other stuff ending in ity.

Banned for she wore an itsy bitsy, teeny weeny yellow polka dot monokini cos her more than ample titties were too big for the top half

banned amply 

Banned singly and not cloning previous ban.

Banned for tushies, rear ends, backsides, bums, bottoms and gluteous maximus.

banned for showing off your bum

banned for showing off your bum

Banned for wanting a new bum because yours has pimples and a large crack in it.

The trip to Tassie was both good and not so good, so it's great to be at home again.

banned because you can never go home again

Banned for trying to send me to the wrong address so's you can sneak up behind and try to kidnap my trusted guard parrot and hold him for ransom.

banned for letting your guard parrot sing like a canary

banned for letting your guard parrot sing like a canary

Banned for holding jail birds hostage during mating season.

banned for opening up the jails to the animals and misinterpreting what the man said

banned for opening up the jails to the animals and misinterpreting what the man said

Banned for a cuckoo in a cage is worth two canaries in concert singing Christmas carols to canoodling crowds camped under coconut trees.

banned for using the 'c' words

Banned 'cause you cheated. You done it 'fore I did.   

banned for claims of cheating without mentioning what I cheated

Banned for not cheating in the process of not cheating.