Banned for not putting the torque in first then roll in the dough. Kids! Hmph.

Banned for having a high moment of inertia.

Banned cuz it's all relative.

banned by doughnuts

Banned for expanding waistline.

Banned for an increasing vastness so big it is immeasurable without a linear measurement capable digital spectrometer with infinite calculation possibilities limited only by the inability of the human mind to comprehend beyond the miniscule.\

Banned for the cosmological constant.

Banned for a Super Moon happening tonight. Not kidding. Can't wait. 

banned for streaking, even at night time, is not lawful.

Banned because watching it is, however, very much aweful.

Banned for running around nekkid is lotsa fun.   But, that's not the Super Moon I'm talking about. haha 

banned for Science

Banned for a less than scientific approach to an age-old physiological conundrum...

....and do werewolves moon at fullmoon or is their fur too thick to tell?

Banned for I wonder when the astronauts returned from the moon, if they had to go through customs.

Banned for thinking the astronauts purchased anything while they were up there, duty free or not, and had anything to declare.

Banned because they did have to go through quarantine for some damn reason...

Banned for bringing diseases into it.... and how did you know they were contagious anyhow?

banned for the disease is still asleep and starts to spread only when they die

Banned because they did bring those rocks....  

Some Banker put it in a moonrock Bank. All the CEO'S and Governments officials agreed.

banned for fearing rock and roll

Banned for I used to spend hours collecting rocks as a little girl. Good times.

Even then I was a little Rocker.  haha

Banned because I still have a rock collection upstairs.

Now I collect words that should not follow the word "The" and interesting newspaper articles, but whatever.

Banned for Sympatico.  

And not follow the word the.     Here's one, The Error. 

banned for laughing at The

Banned for that there The is a funny thing.   There might not be much of it though....