Banned for reminding me of the 'Dance of the Seven Veils'.... seven layers get peeled off to reveal a soft centre.

Banned for dreaming of Jeanie. 

Banned for cartoons.

Banned for thinking there should be less cartoons. 

banned for cartoons are an audiences best friends

 Banned for cartoons and sci-fi inspire greatness.     It's futile to resist.

banned for sci-fi cartoons rule them all!

Banned for 'Josie and the Pussycats in Outer Space'

Me, I'm banned for preferring 'The Groovy Ghoulies'

banned for banning oneself

How selfish.

Banned for not being quick enough off the mark... and selfish is when you blow your nose in the remaining dry handkerchiefs/tissues at a funeral.

Banned for having to much time on your hands. 

banned for it takes two rounds of soap to get time off.

Banned for not using Lava soap.  That gets anything off.

Banned for incineration.

Banned for time excessive hand washing with Lava soap.   

banned for scalding hot soap

Banned for freezing cold soup

banned for that's high quality steam we're feeding you. Don't waste it by spilling!

Banned for force feeding steam to frenetic freeloader.... and steam rises, so I'm not about to spill any on my shoes...

....unless I'm doing highly improbable handstands.

Banned for having frenetic freeloader steaming your shoes for highly improbable stuff.

Banned for the improbable soft shoe shuffle in sized 16 steel-capped boots that astounds audiences with your agility

Banned for I'd probably fall into the 16 steel-capped boots and astound audiences with my tripping over two left feet.

Banned for being a leftist.

Banned for that reminds of George of the Jungle.

banned for not watching out for that tree