I'd give you karma, but

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Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but I'll be taking a shower in a few moments and I wouldn't want to press that dirty karma button with my nice clean hands.

Excuses...excuses.

Bann......

I would give you karma but I almost banned you.

I would give you karma but,  gorgeous stars out there. I'm just gonna admire them some more.

I would give you karma but......................... ...................................................... ............................................. .....................................................................................................................................................................had to stop here. Ran out of dots.

I would give you karma but you're a bit dotty and I'm going boss-eyed

I would give you karma but its time to hit the sack.

I would give you karma, but whatever did the sack do to you, that you wanna bash it senseless with yer noggin?

I would give you karma but,  maybe some spicey coffee is called for instead.

I would give you karma but I'd prefer a nice cup of tea and a scone

I would give you karma but, tea aye. To each their own I say.   Load up.

I would give you karma but there's a fly in your tea.

I would give you karma but I'm to busy enjoying the anti-oxidants [and extra protein] in my tea

I would give you coffee but,  yup, good to the last drop.   

{starkers, how do you get "extra protein' out of tea??}

unless it's pirate rum Aaarrrghh

I would give you karma but the Buddha is currently out of stock due to the wholesalers being on strike.

I would give you karma but, sounds like Namaste time.

The fly done it.

I would give you karma but the tv is on.

I would give you karma but Kony just ran naked in the streets and claim 'it's a medical thing'

I would give you karma but,  for the house instead.

I would give you karma but I are a VM

I would give you karma but, you should get that checked instead.

I would give you karma but being virtual has its advantages.

I would give you karma but, oh you mean unlike being Uvah here?   hmm

I would give you karma but yeah