I would give you karma but,  I tried for an awkward moment and spilled my coffee.   

I would give you karma, but I get caffiene from soda.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but, WooHoo pop. 

I would give you karma but pop told me not to drink too much coffee cos it'd keep me up all night

I would give you karma but this gettin' out of hand is gettin' outta hand.

I would give you karma but outta hand is as outta hand does... and we bin outta hand since lunacy became more socially acceptable and wasn't an immediate sentence to a padded cell.

I'd give you karma, but the game will get out of hand when it breaks the Forums, like the original Banned! game.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma, but there's a hole in my pocket and I'm gonna feel cocky all day.

I would give you karma but, pocket pool is a national past time I think. 

And Xer07, it didn't break. It apparently got to large. Way to borg a forum you guys...

I would give you karma but whatever happened to the Borg game? Or did that one too meet an unexpected demise.

I would give you karma, but I donut recall such a game.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but 'I am (Blank) of Borg' was and is a classic game thread.... and fun to boot

I would give you karma but, moving day is always tiring. 

I would give you karma but I move a little every day... and I'm tired all the time I don't have insomnia.

I would give you karma but, haha every day. Maybe we're talking about 2 different things here....

And moving is like shopping, it's only great once all the groceries are put away.

Moving is like shopping? Shopping I like 'cause I can buy stuff. Moving....uh uh....not like 'cause all the I stuff I buy shopping I gots to pack up and move yet again. And that's after unpacking and finding a place to put it. Over to here, to there and back over to here....sheesh! I'm tired already.

Almost forgot...

I would give you karma but see above...

I would give you karma but my didswad is broken.

I'd give you karma, but....

HOLY CRAP
Your member number is in the 1 millions!

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but my member number shrunk in the wash and now I'm having a dang awful time trying to iron out the wrinkles.

I'd give you karma, but you dont have wrinkles when things shrink in the wash...

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but have you ever looked at your old fella [wiener] after sitting in the bathtub for a while? 

Yeah, it's wrinkle paradise down there.

I'd give you karma, but generally my showers dont last longer than 10 minutes...

unless I have company.

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but I wouldn't want you to think it was merely an invite to share a shower.

I'd give you karma - but the hot water is all out..

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but that's fine... didn't fancy sharing anyhow.